Gabriel : I'm So Happy, I Could Kiss You!

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?

Steve : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety! I’ll wait.

Robin : You and me!

Steve : *tearing up* Ok...

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one

Barry : When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case??

Cisco : What?

Oliver : Sure.

Barry : I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved!

Caitlin : Can we go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"??

Felicity : Can we go back to the part where Oliver said "Sure"???

Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.

Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.

Eddie : We're having a kid!

Dustin : Oh, congratula-

Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.

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it’s thinking about stevie harrington hours again

Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.

Robin : No.

Steve : Why not?

Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.

Steve holding up Will and El : 7!