Dean : Hey Sammy!

People feel like they have to... Justify their ships now? When the hell did that start? Ask me why I ship something and it's like, the characters were in a room together one time. The fuck more do you expect from me?

Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*

Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?

Stephen :

Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?

Tony :

Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!

Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!

Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.

Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.

Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?

Stephen : Rumor?

Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?

Christine : where are you going??

Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!

Tony : God, if only someone loved me…

Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*

Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*

Quill : *has balloons and a card*

Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.

Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.

"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.

Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "

I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!

Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?

Ten minutes later...

Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!

Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

Jean : Do you mind if I slyly mention to Logan that we're poly now?

Scott : Do not do that.

Jean : You won’t even notice!

Logan, entering the room : Jeany, you wanted to see me?

Jean : Scott and I are starting an open relationship, we want to add someone to our relationship!

Scott very embarrassed : JEAN!

Logan :

Logan visibly lost : ...Okay?

Charles enjoying the show :