Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?
Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-
Dustin : Eddie, give me your bat!
Eddie : My bat??
Dustin : Don't you carry a bat in your bag?
Eddie : Have you ever met a person carrying a bat in their bag??
Dustin calling Steve : Hey Steve do you carry a bat in your bag?
Steve : Of course, I'm not an animal.
Robin : *clicks pen*
Steve : *clicks pen in response*
Eddie : Stop that.
Steve : Stop what?
Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
Eddie : ...
*Later*
Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Robin : Did you know there’s a rumor going around?
Steve : What? That we’re gay for each other?
Eddie : No, see, I’m straight, but if there was a man I would marry, it would be Stevie!
Robin : How do you feel about that, Steve?
Steve :
Steve : like it’s not helping with the rumors.
Robin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping the rumors.
*Barry holding his baby*
Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.
Barry TDI
Barry
Profession : CSI
Artifact : Red Bracelet.
Personality: Basic Barry.
More : He can't stop talking.
Strap: Red/Yellow.
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Bart
Profession : Police officer.
Artifact : Red Coat & Glasses.
Personality: Badass and Protector of Others.
More : He smokes.
Strap: Red/Black.
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Bar
Profession : Secretary
Artifact: Red Earring & red Heel
Personality : Flirting & Cheerful,
Plus : He wears skirts and he's Singh's favorite
Strap: Red/Pink
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Bartholomew
Profession : Doctor.
Artifact : Red Watch.
Personality : Cold, calculating.
More : He's the only one who doesn't really like Joe
Strap : Red/White
Snart : Barry?
Barry : What?
Snart : Where is my cold gun??
Barry : What?
Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.
Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.
Snart : I NEED IT!!
Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS
Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!
Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!
Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!
Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!
Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.
Snart : you mean like a date or murder?
Lisa : ...
Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.
Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Wade : Pfft, you should meet Spidey, he's such a tsundere.
Logan : He... He just stabbed you.
Wade : So cute.