Time family AU
Dean : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Dean : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Thomas : ...That took an unexpected turn.
Steve : So did their neck.
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Don't hate me for this but... Am I the only one who think Girl!Steve and Robin would be the most powerful couple in the world? I mean, I really really love platonic soulmate Stobin!!
But you can't change my mind about the fact that I think they would be a powerful canon couple.
Time family AU
Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Mom and Dad compilation
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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?
Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Kaya :
Kaya : Water you doing?
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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.
Doctor : I choose to waive that right!
Doctor : *screaming*
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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,
Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Kaya : All the time.
Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.
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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.
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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.
Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!
Barry : *exists*
Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.
*6 years later getting married*
Snart : Any day now.
Mick being the best man : Dude.
You got me back on my Superflarrow Siblings (what I call Kara, Oliver, and Barry) bullsh*t - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? :P:P:P
Kara : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Oliver : I gotta give you credit, Barry. You make it look easy.
Barry : Years of practice.
Come back to the dark side ;)
Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?
Snart : Sure.
Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?
Barry : Sure!
Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Snart and Barry : ...
Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!
Time family AU
Teacher : Your child was in a fight.
Doctor!11 : Oh no, that’s terrible!
Mom Kaya : Did they win?
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Jonathan : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Argyle : Weight loss? Drink water.
Robin : Clear skin? Drink water.
Steve : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them
Everyone :
Barry texting Iris
Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.
Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.
Steve : While I'm gone, you're in charge Dustin, Erica.
Dustin pointing his fist in the air : Yes!
Erica : Nice.
Mike and Lucas : WHY THEM!?
Steve, whispering to Max and Will : You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to throw a tantrum.
Max : Obviously.
Will : *nodding*
El : *giggling*
Barry : My boyfriend and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other!
Snart : We've been awake since Friday.
Barry : Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-