Og!Cale: -and that's my full report, your majesty.
Alver: None of that explains why you're in my lap
Og!Cale: There wasn't anywhere else to sit and I am not gonna stand like a basic ass bitch
IMAGINE AN AU WHERE ALBERU'S MOM ARE ALIVE AND SHE HE HID AND FORGED HIS DEATH, SO SHE DOESN'T END UP DEAD, THEN SHE REAPEARS AND SAYS "I'm not dead, I faked my death ☺️" AND ALVER CRIES AND HE KNOW ABOUT CALE AND ALBERU'S LOVE AND SHE "OMG MY (idk the word to use here, sorry) NICE TO MEET YOU"
That would be the cute bro
An AU with og!cale where he is basically a genius in the music (in tboah world but no white shit) and instead of him being trash he moves away from his family and becomes a international talented musician
(this can maybe turn out a og!albecale, og!choicale, whatever other ship you want or just a fic with cale having family issues but I probably just don't continue)
(maybe I will continue this)
ignore your emails play dress up games online
I watch dr. Ratio trailer and WTF BRO WHY YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A TWINKLE?!?!
(I'm going feral)
Friday the 13th art!! A little late, but it counts i think
Imagine an AU where everyone in cale's party dies against white star.
But cale's party has the chance to contact the older cale to win without any losses
So they have two cales living in the same house.
A traumatized one, and another even more traumatized.
And after that they will try to help old cale to deal better with his traumas.
This sounds funny to me.
The images explain themselves.