Every Time That Cale Coughs Up Blood I Imagine Him With Your Arms And Legs On The Floor, You Know? I

Ok. How Nobody ever talked about the fact that (maybe just for me) the promise that Alberu made to give cale his slacker life sounds like a Marriage proposal

Is known by everyone that cale has ptsd right? SO, WHAT IF WHEN CALE'S FAMILY IS SUPER PROTECTIVE WITH HIM, HIS PTSD COME.

Like, imagine that:

*Cale planning on doing dangerous things again*

Eruhaben: you unlucky bastard, let this to me.

Cale: *feeling useless*

OR

*Cale tries to help alberu with the paperwork but he starts overheating*

Alberu: just sit and relax. I'll do it.

Cale: *feeling even more useless*

And every time this happens he starts to think a bit more about his ""useless past"" and with more fear of being abandoned!! Incredible, isn't it?

Fan service.

Has kim!cale ever thought of og!cale?

Yee but mostly at the beginning of tcf. Honestly shoutout to krs for giving details abt og cale and getting everyone obsessed w the guy. Those little details of “he only threw bottles at criminals and thugs” and “he was never rude to his step family despite famously being rude trash” rlly spawned a lot of og cale stans

Cale and og cale and the Soos and basen and lily and violan and deruth

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

It's crazy how the film of unicorn wars is literally blood, war, death, a pretty accurate angel (??), and the fandom is "furry sex😍😍😍"

Btw gordi is cute

The difference between choicale and alcale:

*came steals someone, destroys his life, torture him*

Choi han: cale-nim is so kind🥰

Alberu: ??What are you talking about? That's definitely a crazy bitch

OH OH IMAGINE AN AU WHERE KRS IS CALE'S PAST LIFE

AND THE LAST THING JOUR DOES BEFORE HE DIES IS GIVES ROKSOO'S POWERS AND HIS MEMORIES

Lee Soo hyuk: roksoo, what is that?

Kim rook soo: that's for me splash water on choi jung soo, so he'll shut up😁

Lee Soo hyuk: It would make sense... if he was a cat

Kim rook soo: but works, does not?

Choi Jung soo: I-

*Kim rook soo splash water on choi Jung soo*

Cjs:

Krs: see, it works

Lsh: I'll get one of these for myself