Salad Bowls

Rose and Scorpius.

concerning Remus Lupin.....

Straights: REMADORA!!!!!1!

Gays: WOLFSTARRRRRRRR

Bi’s (me btw):

When you find a completed fic with perfect spelling and a beautiful plot

Andromeda : I am marrying the muggle born

Andromeda : my daughter can marry whoever she wants!

*nymph comes home with remus*

Andromeda : Absolutely not ! He's a werewolf

Ted : .....

I’ve come to accept the fact that 42 likes is the peak of my fame

So I think that teddy and Vic kind of were dating when they were your very much puppy love when Rita skeeter wroote the paper she did on them snoggging. I think they broke up after like a year still messed around with each other (friends with benefits) they were actually really good friends that went to each other all the time yes some awkwardness at first obvi. Then during the kings cross scene not totally together they agree to hold off but everything came to one big explosion once she’s finished at Hogwarts of life’s gonna be in our way whether or not we’re at school or a job or whatever else, we’re either together or we’re not and the rest is history

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon gain something you have always desired.]

After their first date...

Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”

Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”

Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”

Donna: Hey Hyde, let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill with me, Jackie and Eric.

Hyde: Fuck Jackie, marry Jackie and kill Kelso.

Donna: No, that's not how-

Kelso: I wasn't even one of these options, what the fuck?