You Know You Fucked Up Bad When The Majority Of Your Fanbase Would Rather Have An OG Character Dead Than

Lily after Snape calls her a mudblood

(Inspired by a tumblr text post. If it was me I totally would’ve punched him)

Sirius: What number am I thinking of?

James, sighing heavily: 420?

Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!

Remus: Is it 69?

Sirius: Yeah it's 69.

Stefan: Hey, Caroline. I made you this

Stefan: It’s a list of all the things I love about you. Happy Valentine’s.

Caroline: Ha, that’s sweet and all but

Caroline: *pulls out a 10000 page book titled “reasons I love Stefan”*

Caroline: You really thought you could outdo me?

Fred and George

George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!

Fred: Uh yea. I know.

George: You’re smitten and you know it!

Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!

Donna, about Hyde: He's a monster. Monsters don't have souls.

Jackie: Uh, have you ever seen Monsters Inc.?

Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.

Some people hate Caroline for breaking the girl code, when she started to date Stefan. I think it’s better she’s dating her ex instead of her former abuser, that’s something what Elena did.

(I know we can say she hooked up with Klaus, but she felt dirty after it and ashamed. Even when they started their friendship in season 5 of TO, she never apologized his crimes and did not start a relationship with him. Elena slut-shammed Caroline for being naive and then raped by Damon just to make her “devil’s tango” (if you watch Alex Meyers, you know what it means) with Damon look less bad than it was. )

MASTERLIST– 100+ ENTRIES

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GEORGE WEASLEY

nightmare {george x reader}

itch {george x reader}

flu {george x reader}

just friends {george x reader}

thief {george weasley oneshot}

squish {platonic! george x reader}

handsome {george x ftm reader}

malkin { george x reader}

wonderland {george x reader}

newlyweds {george x reader}

couch {george x reader}

what he looks for {george hc}

sleep {george x reader, fred}

beach {platnoic! george x nb! reader}

pining {george x reader}

orange bitters {george x reader}

bed {george x reader}

view {george x reader}

fireworks {platonic! fred, george, reader}

period {george hc}

college {george hc}

pranksters {george hc}

statue {george hc}

grey {george x reader}

cold medicine {george, fred}

false {george x reader}

second {george x reader}

textbook {george x reader}

love poems {george x reader}

handsy {george x reader}

gifts {weasley family}

terrified {george x reader}

pillow talk {george x reader}

hot {george x oc}

lovely {george x oc}

fluent {george x oc}

MUTE {GEORGE X READER} – complete!

pt 1 | pt 2

MARRY ME {GEORGE X READER} – complete!

prologue | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | epilogue| bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2 | bonus chapter 3 | poem

FOR THE BIRDS {GEORGE X READER}

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2

FRED WEASLEY

dress {fred x reader}

kiss {fred x reader}

tongue {fred x reader}

insecure {fred x reader}

hit and miss {fred x reader}

trust {fred x reader}

care of magical creatures {fred x reader}

what he looks for {fred hc}

qp {platonic! fred x reader}

tickle {fred x reader}

sleep {fred, george x reader}

spit {fred x reader}

fireworks {platonic! fred, george, reader}

period {fred hc}

college {fred hc}

pranksters {fred hc}

statue {fred hc}

foster parent {fred hc}

durmstrang {fred x reader}

cold medicine {george, fred}

snow day {fred x reader}

truth {fred x hermione}

forbidden forest {fred x hermione}

dare {fred x hermione}

tomorrow {fred x reader}

ferris wheel {fred x reader}

tongue tied {fred x reader}

gifts {weasley family}

headcanon {platonic!fred x vampire reader}

squash {platonic!fred x reader}

aro fred headcanon

jealous {fred x oc}

vampire {fred headcanons}

DRACO MALFOY

sick {draco x reader}

easy road {draco x reader}

wise {draco x reader}

arrogant {draco x reader}

piano {draco x reader}

not yet {draco x reader}

teasing {draco x reader}

corrupted {draco x oc}

carmen {draco x reader}

birthday {draco x oc}

stop {draco x reader}

HARRY POTTER

snapped {harry x reader}

heartless {harry x reader}

lost {harry x oc}

REMUS LUPIN

scared {remus x reader}

hearing aids {remus x reader}

love her {remus x reader}

bambi {marauders drabble}

period {remus hc}

jealous {remus hc}

home visits {remus x oc}

major {remus hc}

love {remus x oc}

LYCANTHROPY BETA VERSION, ORIGINALS

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

LYCANTHROPY {REMUS X READER}

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

JAMES POTTER

period {james hc}

jealous {james hc}

major {james hc}

SIRIUS BLACK

period {sirius hc}

mine {sirius x reader}

jealous {sirius hc}

major {sirius hc}

king {sirius x oc}

bite me {sirius x oc}

PETER PETTIGREW

period {peter hc}

jealous {peter hc}

major {peter hc}

REGULUS BLACK

jealous {regulus hc}

major {regulus hc}

meeting the family {regulus x oc}

HERMIONE GRANGER

truth {hermione x fred}

forbidden forest { hermione x fred}

dare {fred x hermione}

GILDEROY LOCKHART

yule ball {gilderoy x reader}

misc. headcanons {gilderoy hc}

GINNY WEASLEY

new life {ginny x reader}

gifts {weasley family}

ARTHUR WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

MOLLY WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

RON WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

PERCY WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

CHARLIE WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

BILL WEASLEY

gifts {weasley family}

OTHER

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