Signs that you might be a Slytherin:
You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s
Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it
You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.
The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later
You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well
Cat person
Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in
People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead
Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul
Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)
Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)
Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you
Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident
Sly smirks
Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone
Davina : I always have a note in my pocket that says “Kol did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry.
— The Original
Draco, laying back dramatically against Astoria's legs: Darling, tell me I'm pretty.
Astoria, tenderly brushing Draco's hair and looking to him with tender affection: You're pretty bloody annoying, that's what you are.
The have my entire heart
George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!
Fred: Uh yea. I know.
George: You’re smitten and you know it!
Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!
This is me enjoying my book
Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds
But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺
Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.
Rose and Scorpius.
Amy, at a crime scene with Jake: Anything?
Jake: The guy shops at Costco.
Amy, exasperated: Anything useful?