Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous
Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?
ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel
ron: i think that wand is a knife
ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand
ron: what spells can you cast with it
ginny: stab
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I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
*In the Afterlife*
“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”
“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”
“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”
“I want to go to Hogwarts”
“But sir-”
“I have a morning class tomorrow”
“Sir we can't-”
“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”
“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”
“Did I fucking stutter”
Donna: Hey Hyde, let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill with me, Jackie and Eric.
Hyde: Fuck Jackie, marry Jackie and kill Kelso.
Donna: No, that's not how-
Kelso: I wasn't even one of these options, what the fuck?
Justin Chambers is leaving Grey’s Anatomy....I have quiet literally lost my last reason to watch that show....Also if jolex isnt endgame I will sue