Video Proof That Every Creature Is Dogs

Every time I info drop to my favorite/close cousin about the most gruesome, ptsd causing traumatic events that has I plan to put on my oc backstory and/or storyline, the first thing they would always say after I finish is: "Why?" Or "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??" Or "Oh nah"

And I reply back to them with a smile: "Because it's fun :)"

Random theory because my mind is random.

What if Ballister was secretly the biological son of Queen Valerin? I am aware that some say that the queen might be infertile because she has no heirs, but what if Ballister was her rainbow child?

Imagine this: - After years of trying, the queen miraculously managed to get pregnant. One the day of the birth, someone took the baby and just lied to the queen that she had a miscarriage. - Or a Rapunzel version where the queen was aware that her baby was kidnapped and has been trying finding him for years. Most thought that the potential prince was forever gone or dead and Valerin was also starting to think of that. And another scenario but in a what if the queen survives: One day Val and Ballister were just having a regular conversation when she noticed a birthmark on Ballister and she recognizes it as like some royal birthmark or the same birthmark as hers.

I still can't stop looking at this until now

Im totally not writing a medieval Nimona au where I promised I'd do some doodles of the designs BC I wanted an in-between design of Blackheart and Boldheart, on AO3 nuh uh

... edit but shh here's the link to the fic I can't write well for the life of me but enjoy?? lmao???

reblog to make someone bisexual

Some incorrect Nimona quotes (with some ocs)

#1

Post knighting ceremony incident

Elena (Ballister's older sister oc): *Slaps Ambrosius* That's for chopping my brothers arm off!

*Bonks him on the head* That's for fucking up your one chance of my blessing to your relationship!

*Randomly takes an ice pack out of know where* And this my apology for the slap because Bal and I know that you did it out of training instinct but I'm still mad at you for it.

#2

Ballister: Okay, you know what? You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Nimona: *Get on top of the fridge* This house is a fucking nightmare!

#3

Ambrosius: Bal, I just want you to know that I drop kicked Todd out of "self defense"

#4

Ballister: Hey so little bit change of plans. Apparently, I'm not going to become a knight, I'm going to end up being framed for publicly murdering the queen... I'm not that excited.

#5

Irene: Story time! Everyone one in this room was entirely straight!

The whole Goldenheart family:

Irene: April fools

They forgot to tell him

humanformers Optimus ideas got me in a chokehold and i had to get it out of my system before i implode--

+bonus comic:

EDIT: i made a post for megs' design

People saying TFP Optimus is the one who fumbled will never not be funny because???? Fumbled what, the crack addict???? Baby that’s called Dodging a Bullet

I spent like 30 minutes on this please appreciate my meme

And yes Tim is trying desperately not to laugh his ass off

Source under the cut! (At least where I got it from)

Some Goldenloin drawings :D