Reblog To Give Warm Bread To Your Mutuals

Imagining what your human friend and girlfriend would say

(featuring @krislet and @girlnextdeer!!!!!)

“Love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling”

—Oscar Wilde

A silly little idea I had at work, I'm actually terrible at mutating these funny little guys

I’ve met the loveliest horse today

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every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

I knew it.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons