also imo, if shen qingqiu were to ever become a parent (not that he would want to), he would definitely be the type of parent who would say “okay, and what happened to the other %?” any time his kid got less than a perfect score in school.
he would also be the type of parent who would say “does it look like i care about how so and so chooses to parent their child? you’re my kid, i only care about you!” in response to their kid saying “but so and so’s parents let them do this!” in an argument.
Hold on, just a little while longer
the song Hold On by Chord Overstreet but instead it’s Jonathan singing it about Sherwin because his boyfriend is in a coma after trying to kill himself
Goodbye i’m thinking about how different transmigrated binghe bingyuan and binggeyuan roommate au’s are
It’s hilarious because bingmei and bingge are the same person but on completely different ends of the binghe spectrum
bingmei->shen yuan: 🥰😍❤️🫂🌹😭😭 (in mind: 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞)
bingge->shen yuan: 😠😡🔞🔪🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️(in mind: 🥰😍❤️🫂🌹🔞🔞)
You may have noticed the vast difference of 🔞 between bingmei and bingge and is like to explain this with a “it’s bingmei.”
You, dear svsss enjoyer, should know why there’s not much i can say. little freak. (jk sorry bingmei we love you stay freaky)
You could argue that bingge would have a lot more 🔞 Yeah sure, but i think not as much as bingmei because even though bingge was the local harem collector in another universe, he genuinely hates SY so much that if he could, he would beat the shit out of him and leave his guts on the wall so his sister would find them (yk classic bingge behavior), but can’t because he’s admitted to himself that without SY’s care he’s useless
Bingge would hate SY so much because SY treat him like a baby. A stupid, little baby who doesn’t know how to operate the damn washing mashing. Bingmei would stand in front of the washing machine and patiently wait for SY to catch him loitering about like an NPC just so he gets the thrill of being noticed by his yuan-gege. Meanwhile, bingge would shove his not-safe washing machine clothes that SY bought for him online with clothes that can stain the entire clothes bunch into the machine and press a bunch of buttons not fully understanding what everything says because it’s in traditional chinese, and watch hours later as SY picks through the waching machine, face distraught as he folds every piece of clothing that’s now stained with pink (bingge accidentally added one of shen-mei’s shirts into the pile without noticing)
he would sit crisscrossed on the floor, seething in raw hate as SY towers over him in his skinny, short glory, pulling on bingge’s ear as he crashes out about hundreds of clothing pieces being ruined. It’s not even his clothes. It’s bingge’s. Which is why he’s even madder, because… gee, SY doesn’t know why, but this seems like a reasonable crashout reason and he’s been needing a reason to go apeshit, so yeah
Bingge’s hate would turn to despite because SY would force him to wear said pink clothes for a whole month. Everywhere.
LBG: Shen Yuan if I have to wear pink One More Time to the grocery market, I Will Slam Your Body On The Wall Headfirst
SY: try it. i have a google doc of how you look like and other information about you ready to be given to the police in case of my sudden death
LBG: no one would even know. No one would come looking for You
SY: your harem betrayed you.
LBG: Damn.
SY was half lying about said bingge information log. It’s not on a google doc, It’s on a word document. In a hard drive duck taped to his inner thigh. Why on his inner thigh? idk, SY isn’t that smart sometimes. He supposes that when he’s stripped for an autopsy they’ll just find this hard drive taped on him and mark LBG as a main suspect because SY’s word doc said so
Later on in their roommate-ship, binggeyuan goes from being liujiu toxicity levels to romantic, and when bingge is stripping SY for papapa SY completely forgets about the hard drive taped on him, so when bingge removes his lower clothes and spreads SY’s legs he just blue screens
LBG: yuan
SY: extremely horny, almost whining ?????
LBG: you weren’t lying about the “google doc”, weren’t you
SY: what.
So now the papapa is paused because SY now has to plug in the drive into his computer and show bingge what’s on it and bingge’s like “damn. he’s an even bigger obsessor than i am.” And bingge just get more horny from that. Binggeyuan bed shenanigans ensue
meanwhile while all of this is happening bingmei is desperately trying and embarrassingly failing to make SY understand that He!! Has!! A!! Crush!! On!! Him!!!!! SY, please!!!!!!!!
I never even heard about toxic yaoi artstyle....
you have the toxic yaoi art style
that’s actually crazy
here’s more old furry art feat. my cat :3c
Wht about Celtic trolls??
Guys, where’s ihearttrolls? 😭
cuddling drabbles with loak neteyam and aonung sound real good fight about now 🤔🤔🤔 (i love you and ur acc also ur stargazing loak fics are godsent)
pairings : neteyam x reader, lo’ak x reader, ao’nung x reader !
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neteyam !
he loves spooning you. having you in his arms makes him feel secure. this is his favorite part of the day — when both of you are starting to drift off, your eyelids heavy and your breathing starts to slow down. with you in his arms, he couldn’t ask for more.
however, as much as he loves to spoon you, there would be times where he’d prefer to be the one being spooned. they are rare, but you always cherish these moments. after long days of hunting and training, the mighty warrior just wants to be held. you would always grant his wish with no hesitation, but not without a little teasing.
“who knew the future olo’eyktan was such a softie, hm?” you’d hum with your arms wrapped around him.
he’d groan, but smile to himself, “this is only for you to see.”
lo’ak !
you and him both love to face each other when you cuddle. there’s nothing he loves more than seeing your face, and the way your white patterned dots glow across your skin. he’s unaware that you’re looking at him with the same amount of admiration as he held for you.
he’s the type to brush the loose hair out of your face, adoring the way you automatically lean into his touch. without thinking, he’ll whisper something about how perfect you look. he wouldn’t realize he said anything until he witnessed the faint blush on your face and the smile creeping up on your lips.
when you’re with him, he forgets about every one of his worries, like you two were the only people on pandora.
ao’nung !
“quit moving so much,” he’d tell you, “i am trying to sleep.”
he’d have his arms around you, your back facing his chest. you’d squirm around to find a comfortable position, tossing and turning as time passes.
despite his words, he’d find your random movements somewhat cute. he didn’t know whether your actions were cute, or if it was only cute because it was you, but he went along with it anyway.
you confuse him, frustrate him, even. and that’s what he loved about you.
so he tightened his grip on you, holding you close, as if you would disappear if he let go.
Holy moly this is.. CUTE
woo woo
#MiraculousTheMovie is OUT!!!! I loved the movie; thought I'd post some of my animations for the occasion^^ Full Vid Here: MLB Animatic/Animation "Rocket to the Moon" - YouTube
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Lil sis and i are both leviathan riders in mh stories 2!! so we've decided to headcanon that our monsties have a strooooooooong sibling-like bond that mirrors their riders' (us) due to being imprinted on each other!