Wow....just, Just Wow.......i..i Never Thought That People Can React This Way, Like..."Dont Learn Sigh

Im actually straight, but idc cause i have ace friend, and he is like a bro to me

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Skyrim shuffle

For Rogue cultivator!SY AU

Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu are having a cute little date in a town near Cang Qiong.

Liu Qingge: *peeking around the corner* How shameless! Did they forget that they're in public now? Take your hand away! *talking about SJ*

Yue Qingyuan: *peeking around the same corner* Yes. He's leaning too close.*talking about SY*

Ning Yingying: *gleefully peeking around the same corner* Yingying thinks it's really romantic!

Luo Binghe: *peeking and pouting around the corner* Why are they even here? Shifu definitely knows that this disciple can cook better dishes than anything offered here.

Ming Fang: *staring at everyone and peeking around the corner* How do we even fit that one small corner?

Seen SVSSS fics where Shen Yuan is transmigrated as a disciple or plant baby that Shen Jiu raises and just keep thinking of Bingyuan reunion and aftermath in that verse.

Just Luo Binghe being back and suddenly has all the peak lords attention on him.

Do they care he's a heavenly demon no not really, what they do care about is that their nephew is being courted.

All the peak lords absolutely adoring Shen Yuan. Shen Jiu has on numerous occasions had to fight other peak lords to stop them from stealing him as a disciple.

(The collective we have known Shen Yuan for a day and a half and if anythings happens were killing everyone in this room and then ourselves)

Just Luo Binghe having all his courting attempts blocked by numerous peak lords and also so many shovel talks.

He is getting very tempted just to try bridenapping Shen Yuan... but of course the peak lords are waiting and he keeps getting bridenapping-blocked.

Even Shang Quinghua has threatened him...he thinks, Mobei Jun kinda did it on his behalf (Shang Quinghua is very protective of his baby cucumber bro...he has utilized his little bros puppy dog eyes toi get other peak lords to listen to him and do their paperwork many times)

Shen Jiu giving all the death glares at little beast following little disciple Shen Yuan astound like a lovesick puppy. the other peak lords telling him to relax it's not that bad.... and then all the other peak lords freaking out when demon emperor Luo Binghje shows up wanting to court Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu just screaming 'I TOLD YOU SO!'

Felinette Week 2022

Here it is! I wanted to try doing a short comic based on all of the prompts this year. Some of the prompt usage may seem abstract, but I tried 😅 This is Office AU canon adjacent, meaning it’s based off of my AU but isn’t necessarily something that happens. It was just a thought I had to make them trapped in a closet with heightened tension~~~

Thank you to the wonderful people over at @felinettenovember for putting this event together! 💖

Prompt List:

Day 1 - Spice

Day 2 - Failure

Day 3 - Lightning

Day 4 - Blush

Day 5 - Imposition

Day 6 - Trespass

Day 7 - Dusk 

Updates on TGCF from MXTX!

TGCF unrevised UNCENSORED VERSION released! ↓

1. Hua Cheng always fully intended to marry Xie Lian, he collected engagement gifts for Xie Lian;

2. Hua Cheng likes to grab and squeeze and merge with Xie Lian when he's horny;

3. Xie Lian would dance for Hua Cheng in women's clothing happily;

4. Xie Lian feeds chickens, has cats and likes to plant flowers (he is a grandmother);

5. From the extras we already know that Hua Cheng is a bully in bed, so he rules out introductions 🤭

6. Hua Cheng tried to grab Xie Lian's ass in the kiss scene at the opening of Mount Tonglu;

7. Huahua would see Xie Lian on the swing when he was a child and referred to him as "future wife";

8. Huahua takes good care of his boots lmfao;

9. Xie Lian CRIES in some kissing scenes;

10. Xie Lian LOVES Hua Cheng's rough side.

Before the Great Skinzun apocalypse of May 2024, I was doing a centaur AU for SVSSS. Here are some doodles for it!

(Young LQG and SY as fawns, prancing and holding hands while they chat)

I looove it, i smiled the whole time

To Build a Home

A/N: *dusts cobwebs off of English degree* Hi, all! Welcome to my first ever tdp fanfic! It’s been a little while since I’ve written fanfiction, so this was an experience (but a good one). This is my gift for @imactualfandomtrash for the @tdpholidayexchange. I heard you like Rayllum and Janaya (and so do I), so I’ve included both, of course! I hope you and anyone else who reads this enjoy! Have a wonderful, safe, and happy holiday season everyone! 

Title: To Build a Home                                                    

Ao3: This fanfic can also be read here                                                          

Word Count: 5,688                                                                                  

Pairings: Rayllum, with sprinkles of Janaya and Ruthari                                  

Summary: In which Callum contemplates what home really means to him while attempting to propose to Rayla at Katolis’s annual winter festival; Ezran, Bait, Runaan, and Ethari observe in amusement from a distance; and Amaya and Janai compete to see who will win this year’s annual arm wrestling competition.

***

In his 20 years, Callum had never really been that excited about Katolis’s annual winter festival.

Sure, there were fun games, warm drinks, and amazing treats, but growing up as the princes of Katolis, he and Ezran had never gotten to enjoy the celebration the same way other kids did. It always seemed to come with responsibilities. As kids, they were expected to smile, wave, and make a good impression as the youngest members of the royal family. Though King Harrow had, of course, always encouraged them to go play games, win prizes, and eat winterberry jelly tarts, Callum could never shake the feeling that the entire kingdom was watching everything he did. 

In the years after Ezran became king, Callum hadn’t made it back to Katolis for the festival. Though he usually kept pretty busy in the winter months practicing ice spells with Ibis, he’d never really made an effort to come. Ez would be busy with kingly duties – giving speeches, conversing with citizens, making political connections, and so on – so it wasn’t really the best time to visit his brother anyway. He’d always entertained the thought of taking Rayla someday, but it was rare that she could get an extended period of time off from her Dragonguard duties, and he really didn’t have any desire to go without her. 

This year, however, was different. This year was special. 

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One of the things that tickles me about SJ and SY fics is that well, sometimes they're brothers, sometimes they're parent and kid, etc, but the overall vibe is usually consistent like:

Older Bro Shen Jiu: this is my idiot didi, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.

Younger Bro Shen Jiu: this my idiot gege, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.

Father Shen Jiu: this is my idiot son, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.

Son Shen Jiu: this is my idiot father, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.

Shizun Shen Jiu: this is my idiot head disciple, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.

Boyfriend Shen Jiu: this is some idiot I've never met before in my life, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.

Every Shen Yuan Regardless: please stop threatening to bite out peoples throats, oh my god this is the shit that will get you killed, DO NOT KICK THAT CHILD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU I am trying to save your life here! (」°ロ°)」

Once again, I need help tracking down a Hualian fic. I really need to start bookmarking these.

It’s a modern day omegaverse fic.

Heres the premise: Hua Cheng and Xie lian become bonded right before HC has to leave on a trip.

Because they’re both dumb, they don’t realize an Omega shouldn’t be separated from an Alpha immediately after bonding. Xie Lian goes into a distressed state. Mu Qing tries to help take care of him. XL doesn’t want to jeopardize HCs business trip, so he tells MQ not to call him. XL gets worse. Feng Xin finds out. He calls HC furious he rejected XL after bonding with him. HCs panics realizing what has happened and runs back to shower XL with love.

Does that sound familiar to anyone? 

EDIT: Found!