Im ALIIIIIVE

Im in -_-

MEmE

AU where chess is a common strategy game in PIDW and SY is a chess master before he gets transmigrated. Like undefeated and well known in the community. He's probably popular even in mainstream social media because he's a pretty boy with a soft demeanor.

Of course he still reads PIDW and is a massive hater, but he now hides it because he sees it as shameful especially with his reputation of being a kind-hearted person.

Anyway he dies and gets thrown into the novel a bit after the Qing generation ascends. He's just a rogue cultivator or maybe even a demon, not really important. What's important is that he gets bored and misses his old hobby.

He finds out chess is a thing in this world and immediately hops into it again. Sadly, he keeps beating people and no one is a real challenge. So to give himself a puzzle, he picks up other strategy games and gets really good at them too. And after a few years, he is well known in PIWD with his skills in a variety of games.

Enter SJ. Fresh off getting LBH into his peak and STRESSED about how much he sees himself in this child and about how much he hates that fact.

He enters the Warm Red Pavilion and finds some guy playing a game with one of the jiejies. One of those little mind games to entertain the guests, and he's playing against the best one.

SJ watches while he waits for his room and to his surprise the man wins. He immediately gets ready to step in-between because whenever guests win against one of the prostitutes they always get handsy and he knows that particular one doesn't like to do sex work (like maybe she specializes in poetry and dancing instead yk).

Instead of the man getting handsy, he asks for another game, which she accepts with a smile. And now SJ is watching them play with much more interest. After a while the madam comes over and asks if he's interested in their regular.

SJ asks about the man and gets his name and finds out that apparently SY comes to the brothel to play against the ladies and listen to music at times.

SJ keeps it in mind and then leaves for his room. The next time he sees SY is during another trip down the mountain (probably dressed down to not draw attention to himself). This time he was in a tea shop playing go against an elderly man. SY wins again and patiently explains what mistakes the old man made.

The old man accepts defeat and asks him for a rematch. SY agrees, and SJ finally approaches out of curiosity. SJ asks if he can play SY after they're done. The old man says something about how he's probably going to lose anyway and says SJ just takes his turn.

SJ accepts it and sits in front of SY. He thinks it's going to be an easy win, something to stroke his bruised ego. Only for him to get completely annihilated like it was an embarrassing lost for him. (It wasn't embarrassing, he almost won, but he didn't win so obviously it was embarrassing)

SJ expects gloating and nearly crushes his fan in his hand. SY tells him that he was a tough opponent and he asks for another rematch. SJ is confused about the sincerity and hesitantly agrees even though his ego tells him to cut his losses now.

They continue to play multiple games in a row, each one getting longer and longer with each mistake SY explains and helps SJ fix (he doesn't even notice he's taking advice from a man). They continue playing and drinking tea until they're kicked out because the shop is closing.

SY laughs sheepishly and says he didn't even notice the time pass. He asks if SJ is free to play again because it's been the first time in years he's had that much fun against someone else. SJ agrees because he refuses to have a losing streak (and he found it a little fun too).

Eventually it becomes a routine, SJ comes down the mountain every week and plays SY in go until the establishment they're in kicks them out. And because his brain is constantly on how to beat SY, he starts neglecting other things (like abusive LBH and other duties).

And because he's neglecting duties, eventually he has to do a information collecting mission with Shang Qinghua. They arrive at the town and they're tasked with collecting information on a lead of a demon hiding within a festival.

Somehow this leads to SY joining their little info gathering group and finding out SQH is Airplane (he's still somehow unaware of SJ being SQQ because of course he is).

Shenanigans ensue and somehow a sting operation is set up with SY being used as bait. He manages to coerce the demon into a game of chess while he waits for SJ and SQH to arrive.

They play chess. He thinks he'll just stall until the two get there, but halfway through he moves his knight and it ends up near the demon's knight. And with a straight face, the demon takes both knights off the board while claiming "And they're both out for horsie marriage."

Right then SJ and SQH arrive to slay the demon, only to bare witness to SY doing the Xianxia equivalent of shooting the demon point blank with a Glock 19 because surprise surprise that bullshit move pissed off the chess master.

SJ says something sarcastic about not needing to save the damsel (they put) in distress. And then SY asks to speak to SQH privately while dragging him out by the ear.

He continues to interrogate the author because what the ACTUAL FUCK was that bullshit move?! And SQH defends himself by saying he never thought a professional chess player would ever read his stuff, much less play the game in-verse. He tells SY he thought it would be funny if that could happen.

Anyway.

SJ has to pry SY off SQH because he almost legitimately strangles him to death. SY is dragged away, screaming things that'd make even a demon blush, and admittedly, SJ is amused.

They end up in some tea shop, SY muttering about the idiocy of it all in English, and SJ ordering for both of them. He asks what got SY so mad since like this guy has had an unshakable pleasant demeanor until now.

SY makes up some story about how his hometown played chess differently and that he's realizing he doesn't know how chess is played anywhere else. He asks SJ for a guide for playing chess because he doesn't want to overreact like he did before.

SJ agrees in exchange for a guide of how his hometown played chess. The deal was made and after they came back to town they both write their manuals. They exchange them in their next meetup, and SY is muttering about how stupid some of the rules are. SJ finds it very funny as he reads the manual SY gave him, finding that he prefers his version since there was less unnecessary traps.

SJ eventually asks to play SY in a chess game once he understands his version. SY happily agrees and they play over and over again until SJ beat him. SY is over the moon and asks for another rematch, which he gets beaten again. They play a few more times wins alternating until SY grabs SJ's hands and tells him he's in love with him and his massive brain.

SJ is caught off guard and flustered, so he hits SY with his fan and calls him shameless as he leaves to preserve as much face as possible. SY whines about him being unfair and follows SJ while apologizing about the comment.

SJ ignores him and leaves SY alone. He thinks he fucked up until the next time they meet, and SJ brings him a book he been meaning to buy but just couldn't find. SY is about to comment on the gift but SJ shuts him up and hides his face behind his fan. He manages to see the smallest hint of a blush and (shockingly) understands.

They both start exchanging gifts each meetup in silent courting. And surprisingly he hasn't abused LBH since he got there (because he forgets to. he has a boyfriend to worry about thank you very much 🤨), so when the Conference comes, SJ doesn't throw LBH into the abyss.

He still ends up in the abyss but only because MF got thrown in when they encountered MBJ, and he jumped after his shixiong. SY is there because of course he wants to stop the evil scum villain from hurting his little lamb, but he's just standing there like

Because how else is he supposed to react to LBH throwing himself into the abyss to go after MF who was thrown in when they encountered MBJ. Was Ming Fan even supposed to be there????

Also why is SJ in such ornate robes. Why is he mourning? Why are they going back to Qing Jing? WHY IS NING YINGYING CALLING SHEN JIU BABA?! WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HIM SHIZUN?!!!?!???

"coconuts have water in them."

heres some more stuff of my hualian fanchild, xie bao 🤭

Trying to make relationship charts for the peak lords + Airplane,,, here's the Shens

E-Ming and Ruoye

Im actually straight, but idc cause i have ace friend, and he is like a bro to me

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Made me some discord emotes but I'll post em here for free use bc why not

Disney’s Dinosaur Trinity:

(TOH+Amphibia+TGAMM represented by dinosaurs)

The Owl House-

Luz Noceda is a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex (all the kids will be juveniles)

(Camila is also a T-rex.)

Edalyn Clawthorne is a Utahraptor: The most powerful of all “Raptors”.

King as Repenomammus: Small but mighty.

Willow park as iguanodon: Talk dumb you get the thumb.

Augustus Porter as Carnotaurus: I’ll distract them with my flags.

(waves arms aggreissively)

Amity Blight as Nanuqsaurus

(A snowy mittened tyrant)

Lilith Clawthorne as Austroraptor

Raine Whispsers is a Latenivenatrix: Not a Dromaeosaur but a Troodontid.

Hunter is a Ceratosaurus: A Jurassic Dinosaur grimwalkered into the Cretaceous. 

Darius is a Barbaridactylus 

Eberwolf is an Alcione

Mattholumule is a Masiakasaurus

Odalia Blight is a Tarbosaurus

Alador Blight is a Deinocheirus

Vee Noceda is a Spinosaurus: Supposed to be extinct, but not anymore.

Emperor Belos is Meraxes Gigas: An ancient apex predator replaced by the Tyrannosaurs and Abelisauroids. 

Amphibia-

Anne Savisa Boonchuy is an Anzu.

Sasha Waybright is a Dakotaraptor…

…or Qianzhousaurus.

(Both prey on Oviraptorids, luckily Anzu is big enough to fight back: Don’t worry they’re still friends here.)

Marcy Regina Wu is an Arctic Troodontid.

(She may be small, but she’s craftiest hunter of her time.)

The Plantar Family and by extension all Frogs are Beelzebufo. (So basically nothing’s changed)

Captain Grime is a Saurosuchus: Not a dinosaur, but giant “Land crocodile” that rivaled dinosaurs.

General Yunan is a Megaraptor: Not actually a “raptor,” more related to Tyrannosaurs.

Lady Olivia is a Olorotitan.

King Andrias is a Koolasuchus…

Or a Mastodonsaurus.(which is even larger/scarier)

The Ghost and Molly Mcgee-

Molly Mcgee is a Mononykus.

(A little bug chaser in a big world)

Darryl Mcgee is an Ornithomimus.

(A stone cold criminal)

Libby Stein-Torres is Liaoningosaurus: The tiny armored dinosaur that wants to be a turtle.

Andrea Davenport is a Velociraptor.

(Immensely popular and seemingly cold, but warm and soft deep down)

Scratch is the ghost of a Dimetrodon: Long before dinosaurs even came to be.

Geoff is Moschops: Basically the same but nicer.

Last but not least-

The Collector is the meteor. (Also applies to the core)

Waiting... Waiting....

(Bonus SY design ref under the cut :>)

[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. Yue Qingyuan in less formal grey robes sits with one arm in his lap and his other hand cupping a cup of tea, he looks down towards Plant!Shen Yuan with a concerned/sad look. SY leans against him, dressed primarily in white and light green robes with plant details. SY looks down sadly with eyebags, with one hand reaching up to touch the qiankun pouch tied to a necklace he's wearing. End ID]

He looks a lil' tall here but he's still a short king 😔

[ID: A Scum Villain doodle. Plant! Shen Yuan in chibi style stands with his hands clutched together in front of him, whilst looking down with a depressed look. "Binghe's" butterfly rests on his shoulder. Various captions point out design details. Pointing to his hair that is put up into a pony tail, a caption states "Hair style like Binghe's" One pointing to his eyes states "eyebags (he doesn't have his cuddle buddy anymore :( )" Pointing to his necklace qiankun pouch is "Pouch that contains shards of Zheng Yang (courtesy of SQH)" and lastly pointing to his outfit "In his widow arc (light colored clothing)" as he is dressed in white and light green/teal. End ID]

Hear me out! Combine the beast peak Shen Yuan au with Shizun Binghe. Man met him this beautiful feral twink once and then fell head over heels. He’s constantly coming over trying to steal him from his peak and to flirt with him.

Peak lord Luo binghe: look at shen yuans notes on these beasts. Clearly he belongs on a peak dedicated to literature and studying

Head disciple Liu qingge: or course not. Look at how he effortlessly captured that beast. He's strong enough to be a Bai zhan disciple

The beast keeping peak lord: GET OFF MY PROPERTY, BOTH OF YOU.