My friend with depression, please don't do it. There's a reason you're here. Cry not cut. Write it out. Think of something that makes you happy, contact someone who makes you happy. Please don't leave this Earth yet. I know it's shitty but there's always something to make it less shittier.
(Nov. 7)
@Shepherds4Good: Palestinian children in Gaza hold a press conference outside Al Shifa hospital, speaking English so the world cannot pretend not to understand them: “We come now to shout and invite you to protect us; we want to live, we want peace… we want to live as the other children live.”
bitch u better be selfish when it comes to doing what’s best for u
“Are you famous” “This dick is”
HOW TO WRITE FANFICTION IN 5 EASY STEPS (per section). A/N the ultimate self deprication ‘FLUFF’ / U RATED. • Over emphasise everything • Focus too long on one specific detail, drag it out, really go for it. • Take you fantasies and ideal thoughts and place your chosen youtuber directly in the centre of it even if it doesn’t fit their personality. • Throw in some funny one liners perhaps some banter you thought out the night before to really give it that realism. • Cry because you’ve made yourself lonely through focusing too much of the love lives of characters rather than engaging with real people. ‘SMUT’ / M/R RATED • Refer to a penis only as a shaft or member, never a penis or a dick. • Throw in an over complicated back story referring to how the reader and the chosen YouTuber started going at it. • Refer to a vagina as a ‘tight hole’ only. • Refer to a clitoris as a ‘bundle of nerves’ or ‘button’ only. • Fuck up the pacing. Either, skim over everything, making it too fast, or, drag everything out and make it too slow. ONGOING SERIES. • Start it • Forget to go back to it • Read over it • Hate it • Discontinue it BONUS ROUND : A YouTuber has found your blog. • Cry & throw a fit • Feel embarrassed • Go on hiatus • laugh @ yourself • Die A/N Hello just to make this clear this is aimed at myself and how I write, none of this (except how people refer to genetalia) is applicable to any of the blogs I’ve seen. It’s not to start drama its purely self deprecation. I’ll be writing again soon hopefully, I just haven’t been feeling myself. Thank you.
ches
I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..
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Author: HeyThereElejah
Pairing: Elijah Mikaelson x Reader
Warnings: Language (incl. the c-word - sorry!), Some Hayley Angst, Daddy Kink, Spanking, Smutty Smut Smut - 18+ only, my dears.
Author’s Note: Smutty Saturday has come early this week, darlings. The beautiful, talented, fellow gutter girl @fafulous sent me another killer prompt and for some reason, she really helps bring out my kinky side.
Rapping on the door impatiently, you let out an annoyed growl.
“Come on out, Elijah! I know you’re home!”
The door swung open, and there stood Hayley Marshall, your arch nemesis.
“Oh, great,” you muttered, crossing your arms over your breasts.
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