He’s Such A Goober Im So Obsessed With His Weird Dumb Face

plans for kinktober. (maybe)

10/10 - Schlatt : mirror sex

10/14 - Ted Nivison: size difference

10/18 - Dick Grayson and Jason Todd: tag teaming

10/22 - Percy Jackson (BOOK PERCY): overstimulation

10/26- Ghostface (any): deepthroating

10/30 - You Choose!

a/n: please note that these are not final, i made these up on the spot so feel free to share whom you would like to be included in my kinktober.

btw if u choose ‘we wanna chose who’ that vote is going towards yay kinktober

thoughts b4 i go mimi’s

ima js say, i know i got this from somewhere i js don’t remember and i’ve been thinking ab this for a while now. Yall think that being turned (into a vamp) takes away ur shifting abilities. like u can’t be both at the same time (vamp + shifter [sam and darlin style]) cause it over clocks ur magical core. milo style.

and like instead of js not being able to be a vamp it permanently takes away all ur magic.

anyways Too Sweet by hozier goes dummy hard turn this shit tf up !! (is his name pronounced hoe-zer or am i js being a silly lil sleepy babe)

i died for a sec but im back

can i come over?

when schlatt moves to texas an unexpected storm leaves him with no where to go, will you offer up a room to your friend?

streamer reader x streamer schlatt

you had lived in texas since you attended college at texas a and m

orginally you went to ithica college, but you transfered during your sophmore year

you now had your own apartment as you were out of college

you knew a couple of other content creators who lived in the area, but not many

your closest friend, ted nivison, lived in los angeles, but you went to visit him every now and again

your phone rang, "gangnum style" blasting in your ears and groaned, you reached for your phone, only to be met with a picture of you and theodore from college freshman year

"i need your help guppie." teds face filled the screen and his dopey smile made you laugh

"you woke me up mr grouper." your nicknames came from the first time you got high together and decided to watch bubble guppies

"wakey wakey! does this fit look ok?" he set the camera down and walked away from the camera, he did a little spin before grabbing his phone again

"yes you look very fashionable theo. can i go back to sleep now?" ne nodded but very quickly realized he had something else to tell you

"wait really quick, remember schlatt? you met him during the lunch club era" you scanned your sleepy memory trying to remember this guy you probably met once.

"um, tall right? good looking?" ted nodded and laughed, sitting down at his desk

"glad to hear thats what you remember. anyways, im pretty sure hes moving out to Austin in the coming months, so you guys should talk cause he only knows a handfull of people out there." ted said

"cool. can i please sleep now." your tired brain did not care for this random man barely remember.

"yes, reach out to him ok?" he smiled at the camera

"yes theodore kennedy nivison junior. love you. byeeeee" and with that you ended the call.

you didnt really think about teds call all that much, untill around 3 months later you recieved a text from an unknown number

even though schlatt then tried ghosting you, ted finally convinced him to man up and keep talking to one of the few people living where he was soon moving

over the span of a month you two had been constantly talking, to the point where you were starting to consider him as one of your closest friends

you would facetime atleast once a day, text everyday, and you even streamed twice together on your account

you were getting very excited to have a new friend so close by

then came the storm.

you lived alone with your dog, and you knew your house would not be ready for this shit.

you stalked up on food, blankets, flashlights

basically anything you could get your hands on

and you bunkered down at your house with your dog, getting ready to thug the next few days out

you were scrolling on your phone, on the first night of the storm, power already out, house fucking freezing, and you see schlatt had posted on his snap story

you open it to find a video of him yelling outside of a completely dark marriot

screaming about how thats where he is supposed to be staying

and you were getting very worried, like your new friend who youve never met in person, might deadass freeze to death.

so you did what any caring soul like yourself would do

you swipe up on his story with your address and a follow up message saying "pull up to mi casa papi 🍆 "

and hope he would hurry so you could go to bed

around twenty minutes later you layed cuddled with your dog bundled in over ten blankets

when felt your house fucking shake with how hard schlatt was banging on your door

you walked downstairs, and opened the door, to a giant, shivering, and covered in snow schlatt, who you immediatly wrapped in a hug and dragged upstairs

"c'mon lets get you nice and warm." you brought him to your room where you turned your bed into a nice warm spot for him "i have some clothes for you, they were my brothers so they should fit" you smiled up at him

he hadnt said much yet and you could see the stress seeping through his face, he dropped his stuff and kinda just hugged you.

"you ok?" you laugh as he pulls away from the hug. he smiles sadly before sitting down on your bed

"ive been better ill be honest" he laughed quietly.

"some first day here huh?" you pat him on the back, trying to comfort him.

"you could say that. holy shit i thought that was a stuffed animal" he says looking at your dog

"go change dumbass, bathrooms on the right" you watch as schlatt takes the clothes and walks to your bathroom, you think you even hearhim flick on the light switch.

"do you want a flashlight?" you yell out to him, to which you get a small "please" back in return, you laugh and leave a flashlight infront of the door

you get comfy in the small sofa in your room, as schlatt was not going to fit on it, and your other bedroom was turned into your office. but you didnt mind him taking the bed

he came out of the bathroom minutes later and quietly shut the door behind him when he turned around he was looking at you kinda funny

you began to ask what was wrong before he cut you off "absolutely not, im not kicking you off your bed, get up" he towered over you on the sofa

"schlatt shut the fuck up, your not fitting on this thing, i barely do."

"you have a king size bed, were sharing, me you and that oddly stuffed animal looking dog c'mon get a move on" he got into the bed and waited for you and your dof to follow him

you laughed and made your way over, your dog following closely behind. you flop down onto the bed and look at the man laying next to you

"crazy this is the first time we're meeting" he says getting comfy

you lay another blanket on the both of you as your dog jumps up on the bed and lays between the two of you "im glad ted introduced us" you take a moment to inspect him

you two had called on discord many times and FaceTimed, but nothing lived up to the real thing.

"im really happy he introduced us too."

guys i kinda hate how this turned out

sorry 😣 😥 😦 😧 😨 😪 😢 😞 😰 😿 🫤 ❤️‍🩹 ☹️ 😐

.. god please help me.

erm,

i’m gunnna say this the nicest way possible.

PLEASE GIVE ME OTHER THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT. I AM SO TIRED OF REDACTED.

i am honestly so bored of RA content, like i dont really care for it anymore. I might just redirect my content to some of my other interests but like i’m also terrified because if i post anything else thats not related to ra, i get little to no interactions. like where tf are u 36 followers 😕.

i know i started off mainly doing ra shit, but guys. its starting to get old.

i am pretty happy that the Pjo fic did really great and got popular (some of the popularity for the wrong reason-) But please, I dont wanna lose all of you, but i also dont want to be stuck doing shit i dont like.

PSA (because I know we’re all so excited for Nico but this needs to be said): YOU CANNOT PUT NICO’S IDENTITY ONTO THE SMOL BOY WHOS GOING TO PLAY HIM.

IF THE ACTOR TURNS OUT NOT TO BE GAY AS THE YEARS GO BY WE ARE GOING TO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM REGARDLESS!!

IF ANYONE IN THIS FANDOM KIT CONNORS A FRIGGIN TEN YEAR OLD I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!

EVERYONE’S EXCITED FOR OUR GAY DISNEY PRINCE BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE ACTOR ISN’T NICO, AND WILL HAVE HIS OWN IDENTITY THAT HE NEEDS TO FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF AND NOT SHOVED ON HIM BY A BUNCH OF RANDOM FANS THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM!!!

Please I know everyone is excited but I am so scared for this kid

the way i need this is absolutely biabolical. (did i spell that right?)

fellas y'all cool with your girl making more money than you?

ladies y'all cool with-

ERIKKK

DROP A WILLIAM LISTENER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

WOOOWHOOOO

Happy 4/20 yall I know I'll be smoking something today

Erick should make another James apirlfoolisverse video

Yurrivoice is releasing a 4/20 Chuck video today right? Lowkey, I rlly wanna get into the yurrivoice lore but the again I really could not be bothered to/

ALSO HADESTOWN GOES FUCKING HARD. LIKE I WAS KEEPING MYSELF FROM LISTENInG TO IT CASUE IT WASNT REALLY MY SPEED BUT WOAHHHH, EVERYONE SOUNDS SOOO GOOOD. I'm really excited to listen to the Lola tung slime of hadestown cause she has such a good singing voice. I maybe used to have a huge crush on Jordan fisher when he was in DEH (Dear Evan Hanson)

Giggling rn

AHHHHHHHHH. um.

Asher in his new audio has me screaming (Without the s) like I haven't heard his voice in a while so the first word that came out of his pretty little mouth had me giggling. AND THE INUENDOS??? UGHHHHHH

I need him.

BAHHAHAHHAHA DAVID BEAT THEM IN JD HAHAHAHAHAH.

anyways uhh u guys want me to post some hc I have ab RA? (Their like some lame birthday hc stuff, nothing special)

also Davids April video had me the same way. SUBBY DAVEY?? NOW.

(JD's just dance btw)