The Comment Killed Me.

Other than Undertale, This is my life. Don’t judge me I have an excuse. I am a kid. Checkmate.

This goes for any series.

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

Asgore x Reader

Asgore would honestly be a huge softy towards his S/O.

Expect him to be distant in the beginning of your relationship. After all, he did lose his children and wife, then had to collect the souls of the fallen children. But if you show him patience, kindness, and forgiveness, your efforts will not be in vain. Little by little, with your help, he can learn to live with what he’s done, and move on.

 When he finally accepts this, you will have a very caring partner, if not clingy. He will treat you like royalty. Cuddles, hand holding, and random cheek kisses are commonplace. If you stroke his fur, he will become putty at your hands.

He will become a huge dork if you show interest in gardening, showing you all the types he has grown. 

Prepare for Flower based nicknames. He may associate you with a Sunflower, which stands for loyalty and adoration, similar to the way he adores you and your loyalty to him, staying with him through everything. He may also associate you with a Blue Iris, which stands for Faith and hope.

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. You.

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

Gonna post for no reason. You can't stop me.

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life... Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.

William Shakespeare

Helium

So, this is basically a headcanon of UT Sans’ reaction to S/O singing a really sweet song to him

With Helium

He’s baffled at your asking to show him something

He can’t really understand what you mean, until you pull up a really sweet song on your phone

He’s touched

Until you pull a balloon you hid behind your back into the open, and inhale it’s helium contents

Being a scientist, he knows what’s about to happen, and pulls out his phone to record

When you start singing, he can’t stop laughing

This just eggs you on

When the song ends, you’re laughing alongside him

He needed this, and he loves you even more for it

And yes, he posts this on the Undernet. Everyone gets to see this

I am poly myself, so please show love for @i-ll-be-the-moon and all other poly people.

can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are poly-safe blogs