Every Time I Hear Someone Say "each To Their Own" Instead Of "to Each Their Own", I Kill A Fairy.

the takeaway is that detailing a cake using a plastic bag with a hole cut in it is actually hard

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

😔

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Coca Cola rejected my business offer ☹️

They said they can't

chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????

In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)

A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again

If highschool doesn't kill me, I will.

Driving is so stressful I'm tired of pretending to enjoy it I feel constant anxiety all the time I'll be a passenger princess for the rest of my life

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

No, you don't understand. The DOG MAN MOVIE comes out soon.

me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

saying "we" when I actually just mean "me" because I'm so used to including my best friend in conversations