Me Every Time Someone Mentions My Boyfriend

I want all of them

Vintage LGBT Badges

A spaceship landed in the park. Two aliens - one twice the size of the other - emerged. They walked up to a jogger, and the larger alien pushed the smaller forward. "Go on. Ask." The small alien bowed to the jogger. "Are- are we there yet?" "Er… No?" "See?" said the large one.

We're here! We're Queer! We want to go back to bed!

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

that new intro has given me life.

"You're saying there's a multiverse!?"

Miles Morales: Whoa! Living in a universe full of other super heroes must be so cool! I bet you go on awesome missions with another member of your badass team every day!

(MCU) Peter Parker:

Peter: ... uhm yeah well... it's not quite like that actually...

Miles: What do you mean?

Tony, bursting in: PETER!!! You forgot to call me after patrol again last night, I was worried SICK!!

Natasha, coming in after him: Little spider! You came late from school today! Don't tell me it was that Flash kid again!

Steve, following her: Is he bothering you? I could kick his ass if you want!

Thor: YOUNG PETER! MAY I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROUND MARIO OF CART

Clint, falling from the vents: Pete! Did you finally confess to that girl you were talking about!!? Did you!? Did you?!

Peter:

Miles:

So last year I became kinda obsessed with Walter Benjamin. I tend to like things in extreme ways, so the desire to own everything he ever wrote was kind of expected. I now own 15 books written by or about Walter Benjamin.

I think I won't stop buying them…

petition to make "nietzsche" a standard keysmash