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2 months ago

Yes

The profile picture is a red lipped batfish and the channel is in Russian so I don't confuse it with other servers' channels when sending

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

1 month ago

Gargoyle NightWings is a really unique take and I'm here for it

sketches of nightwing dragons. There is a sketch fullbody with the wings extended, a headshot looking to the left, and a headshot looking to the right with their mouth open.
sketches of some nightwing dragon wings. One is shorter and more curved, with a caption that says "canyon- ancient nightwings." the wing below it is longer and straighter, with a caption that says "more adapted for overseas travel - modern nightwings - based on a condor."

Nightwing concepts. Going for a gargoyle look


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2 months ago

Hell yeah

Warrior Bites: Clan Tools

Warrior Bites: Clan Tools

[Image ID: Reedwhisker, a black RiverClan warrior cat, sits behind two terracotta pots, some strips of willowbark, a traditional wooden pot called a firkin, and a rock. He has a stick in his mouth.]

Warriors of the Clans are shown in-canon to be able to weave, dig tunnels, decorate with shells, and do whatever it is that BloodClan’s got going on with those collars and manicures. Have you considered what other tools a semi-realistic warrior could handle?

A guide to the various tools and methods that the Clans can use to prepare complex dishes, including the equipment needed for smoking, baking, pickling, and so on. Part of the Warrior Bites series for Bonefall’s Clan Culture.

(The art in this guide was once again provided by my partner who hasn’t read a single page of warrior cats in their life but so help me god I’ll drag them down with me)

Tools + Equipment

Fire Starting

Containers: Twine + Baskets + Buckets

Cookware: Smokers, Ovens, “Grillstones“

1. Fire Starting

Flint can be used to start a fire, especially for Clans that lack lumber. Because flint is most easily found around the Mothermouth, it’s associated with StarClan’s glow and considered somewhat divine.

But for those situations without a flint starter, the Clans generally teach their apprentices the paw-drill method using a spindle. But these days, SkyClan uses stolen Glass to start fires quicker and easier than any other Clan…

Except on cloudy days, where some unfortunate apprentice still gets saddled with spindle duty.

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[Image ID: Reedclaw, a brown tabby Warrior Cat from SkyClan, sits on his haunches and spins a long stick called a ‘spindle’ with his front paws. Smoke is rising from the board the spindle is spinning against.]

2. Containers: Twine + Baskets + Buckets

RiverClan has the easiest access to twine; Willowbark can be peeled right off the tree and used without any processing for simple string to tie things with. WindClan uses woven grass as twine. ShadowClan, SkyClan, and ThunderClan are able to make cordage from Blackberry brambles.

Once the cat has twine, it can be woven into a simple basket to gather things, like berries, clams, or insects. In order to carry liquids, forested Clans can create firkins– a small wooden bucket that requires some carpentry ability, namely creating wooden nails.

But these tremble before the value of pottery, which is needed to store liquids, ferment and pickle food, and create stew.

Pottery is made from clay, which has to be baked in order to go from wet mud to terracotta. RiverClan is responsible for making the majority of new pottery because of the river, and ShadowClan’s marsh gives them lots of access to low-quality clay.

WindClan was once unmatched in the quality of their pottery thanks to tunneling leading them to the finest clay deposits known to the Clans. Though SkyClan is now rivaling the finest ancient WindClan pottery, due to their willingness to steal buckets from twolegs.

(Leafstar says, “if you cant make a firkin, store-bought is fine”)

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[Image ID: Leafstar, the brown tabby-and-cream Warrior cat leader of SkyClan, sits behind a counter in front of an audience presenting a man-made firkin, parodying shopping channels. A speech bubble says, “Meow meow meow meow meow, storebought is meow.”]

3. Cookware: Smokers, Ovens, “Grillstones“

A smoker is very easy to construct, all that’s needed is some straight branches, twine, and fire.

First, a round pit is dug into the ground and filled with soaked woodchips. It is important they’re damp, because wet wood gives off more smoke than dry. Then, three beams are set and tied at the top, like a triangle. From there, a shelf is made inside of the beams. Multiple shelves can be made if a lot of food is being smoked at once.

ThunderClan wraps the smoker in a leather pelt, to keep the smoke in. Their prowess with smoking and seasoning a wide range of meats gives them the title of BBQ champions.

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[Image ID: A primitive smoker setup, made of three sticks leaned against each other in a triangular shape and tied at the top. Two shelves are tied into the structure, the top row with minnows and the bottom with hanging strips of meat.]

An oven is a large construction. Capable of cooking several meals at once, each clan would have just one to use communally. Because the communal oven is such a big project, each Clan would have one that looks unique to their environment.

ThunderClan’s, for example, is flat and made of stone, simple in design but very sturdy and capable of cooking a lot of meat at once.

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[Image ID: A stone oven made of flat, piled rocks. A fire is lit at the bottom and meat is browning on the top shelf. A stick leans against the side.]

For the quickest and easiest way to make a hot meal, meat is roasted on a spit or loose stick over an open fire. The best sear comes from a large, flat slab of rock propped up over a flame, known to the clans as a grillstone.

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[Image ID: Firestar, ginger tabby warrior cat leader of ThunderClan, watches bacon sizzle on a large, flat rock placed over a fire. His daughter, Squirrelkit, sits beside him. A thought bubble above her head contains a waffle, and a question mark.]

(Clan blood be damned that kittypet can work a grill)


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1 month ago

I second

Also let me play Hylek

Why be man when can frog

@arenanet Let Me Play A Dredge You Cowards!!!!!!!

@arenanet let me play a dredge you cowards!!!!!!!


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2 months ago
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.
Seems Like These Designs I Made Previously Are Relevant Again, Please Feel Free To Use Them.

Seems like these designs I made previously are relevant again, please feel free to use them.

The last one was just an inspiration from seeing an eagle being harassed by a raven, but some people have said it’s appropriate, so here you go.

Stay safe out there 💕


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2 months ago

I truly hate the way dragons in wof border on wild instincts and human behavior. It's as unsettling as if Napoleon suddenly got on all fours, ran down the street, ate a live seagull, and then wiped his ass with a rock.


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2 months ago
Two Redos Of Old Art Of The Same Creature Combinations. First One Is Quercylurus/dromaeosaurid, Second
Two Redos Of Old Art Of The Same Creature Combinations. First One Is Quercylurus/dromaeosaurid, Second

Two redos of old art of the same creature combinations. First one is quercylurus/dromaeosaurid, second is pakicetus/halszkaraptor. Might recolor that one, I'm not getting enough attachment to the current design.


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4 months ago

Having people like my ocs is so embarrassing like nooooo don't look at himmm I'm still building himmmm 😢😢😢 nooo he's not ready for you yet 😢😢😢😢😢😢 he's still in pre-release beta version 0.8 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢


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2 weeks ago

Cursed

Akwafina voices Lynx in the WoF animated series

🐉

3 months ago

I just had some...thoughts... about sticking animal heads on human shoulders. Bear with me.

I think the reason some anthros look really strange (I’m looking at you, Skyrim) is because animal skulls don’t attach to their spines the same way ours do. Our spines and skulls are very vertical, but many animals’ are closer to horizontal.

I Just Had Some...thoughts... About Sticking Animal Heads On Human Shoulders. Bear With Me.

Some people solve this by giving the animal skulls a human skull shape on the back. But, to me it makes them look somehow bald(??) and just kinda weird in general. If, instead, you change their necks to curve so that the spine still connects where their four legged counterparts’ do, they no longer look yucky! (And also don’t need a hair-do!)

I Just Had Some...thoughts... About Sticking Animal Heads On Human Shoulders. Bear With Me.

This seems especially applicable for animals like big cats, cows, and lizards — animals whose spines attach very horizontally to their heads.

I Just Had Some...thoughts... About Sticking Animal Heads On Human Shoulders. Bear With Me.

Anyway, enjoy some more art I did while having these very specific thoughts.

I Just Had Some...thoughts... About Sticking Animal Heads On Human Shoulders. Bear With Me.
I Just Had Some...thoughts... About Sticking Animal Heads On Human Shoulders. Bear With Me.

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