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FIC WHERE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THEY KNOW EACH OTHER (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

my friend can’t stop talking about how they want to set me up with their other friend so we start texting each other and they’re hilarious but shy about meeting and ALSO there’s a cute bike delivery guy who brings my mail at work and winks at me whenever i sign for a package AU

i’m obsessed with a food blogger who writes about cheap ways to be gourmet in your 20s and i flirt with them over comments but they never post pictures of their face and ALSO there’s a really cute grocery bagger at the store down the street who teases me and always asks to join me for dinner and i definitely want to say yes AU

there’s an overnight IT person at school who always answers the phone when i call about a problem with my computer and i totally have a crush on their voice and their exasperation and ALSO the bakery down the street is always running out of my fave scones and the adorable person behind the counter can’t hide their amusement and i think it’s super rude but also super cute AU

my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO there’s this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick AU

our kids are bitter rivals and the only time we ever meet is when we’re both called to the principal’s office and whatever maybe i think you’re kind of cute but your kid’s a monster and ALSO someone keeps buying the last everything bagel at my favorite coffee shop 2 minutes before i get there in the morning and has heard about my plight and has started leaving me bragging notes about it AU

i hired a dog walking company and i’ve never met the person who comes to my apartment but they leave me really cute notes and they give my dog presents and i kind of love them because my dog does and ALSO one of the artists at this gallery opening is hella cute and i want them to paint me like one of their french girls AU

SPOILER ALERT: IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME PERSON AND IT ALWAYS ENDS HAPPY

The Big Bang Theory Summed Up

This is heaven...

greedy | myg x reader | final chapter: the last exit sign

summary: being a loner has never bothered yoongi until now.  until you.

pairing: yoongi x reader

genre: mafia AU, pining, eventual smut

rating: 18+

word count: 12.9K

notes:  y’all. i finished it. i can’t tell you how much it means to me that you guys read the things i write, talk to me about them, leave amazing feedback. i hope every last one of you knows that this makes me endlessly happy.

warnings: FEELINGS my god so many feelings forgive me. standard smut warnings including but not limited to: oral (m/f), protected sex (she’s a DOCTOR y’all), an inordinate amount of talking during/before/after sex. 

betas: no way could i have pulled this chapter off without @hobi-gif​ and @btsarmy9593​ . seriously these two saved me from myself a wild number of times and i appreciate them so much.

squad: you guys truly are at the heart of my tumblr experience. thank you for being with me on this story from day one. your encouragement and friendship makes all of this worthwhile @ladyartemesia @untaemedqueen @ppersonna​​

Chapter 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | EPILOGUE

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What kind of person am I?

Am I a good person?

Or a bad person?

Many ways to judge

People – Agust D

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Kim Namjoon is in a shit mood.

An organization that – to this point – has had as much impact as a fart in this city is on his radar for the second time in a month.  One of his most trusted captains has been keeping him in the dark about a situation that has put him at odds with that same organization.  And it’s a Thursday, which means his wife is probably making Jjajangmyeon.

Namjoon does not skip Jjajangmyeon night.

But tonight, he’s doing just that – trading his seat at the dinner table for the passenger seat of Hoseok’s luxury sedan.  He’s already chewed his way through half a roll of the mints he took up when he stopped drinking and the air in the car is starting to smell like a tube of toothpaste.

“Run it down again,” he orders tersely.

Hoseok keeps his mouth shut.  He’s been largely silent for this entire ride, steering well clear of Namjoon’s dangerous mood.  He locks eyes with Yoongi in the rearview mirror and raises a brow.  

That’s all you, pal.

Yoongi clears his throat.

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