Not Me Finding 2 Requests After Like A Month In My Inbox 😰 I’m So Sorry I Promise I’ll Start Working

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: April Fools’ Day, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Misunderstandings, Soft Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Mess (Bungou Stray Dogs), Caring Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu is a Picky Eater (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Summary: Chuuya hummed in disinterest, “I’ve never really wanted an extravagant proposal. In all honesty, I’ve always found them rather tacky. Why involve a venue full of strangers in a moment thats meant to centre on you and your lover, y’know?”

Oh dear lord, he’d brought out the L-word…

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Or: Dazai has never had such a simple April Fools joke blow up in his face quite as badly as this one. Though perhaps that was because common sense had kept him from proposing as a prank before…

hi i just read your fic on ao3 in this life time, we're sticking together and i rlly love it! ngl i'm a little worried for the angst to come but i'm still excited for the next chapter!

Ahhh thank you so much! I think you're from more angst until Dazai and Chuuya are back in Yokohama, so the next chapter should be some more fluff with hopefully a bit of humor. I really want to get them back to Yokohama asap because I want to write more Kouyou, Kyoka, and Chuuya interactions and introduce Akutagawa into the fic, but I am nervous about writing Mori. I have a very specific path I need him to take and I want to write it perfectly. Dazai too, now that I think about it. I love getting feedback so thank you for this! Love you anon!!

I’m just saying, right about now would be a good time for Verlaine to step in

Tik tok ATE part of my video. But you guys get the full version (oooo). You’re my favorite platform, don’t tell the others

No one:

Me posting Dadbastian every day to try to get my old 18 followers to notice I switched blogs:

so i made a bsd and sk8 infinity crossover...

Wait, I just realized something

Dazai told Chuuya that he was the one who blew up his car and Chuuya responded with something like “Wait that was your doing??” and he sounded surprised.

So, if Chuuya didn’t think it was Dazai who blew up his car, who did he think did?

I find it so hard to believe that Chuuya didn't instantly suspect Dazai but everyone was like "no he left without a word, there's no way he took the time to blow up your car and nothing else" so he believed them until Dazai confirmed he was right after all.

Made with this: https://www.neka.cc/composer/11071

A cute Forest Witch Mey Mey 🍂🍁🖤🎃

Butler #1: I have never been prouder of my young master. Lord William nearly got a perfect score on his history exam.

Butler #2: That’s good, but nearly perfect wouldn’t belong in the Green Manor. My young master always makes perfect scores on his exams and he has been able to tell which tea I bring him without any hints. He is a true genius.

Sebastian: Aw, that’s adorable. It’s taken Lord Green 2 years to determine which tea is brought to him without being told? How cute. Lord Phantomhive could tell me the name of his morning tea within the first few days of serving him. Not to mention how he has never failed in his duties as the Queen’s Guard Dog. So much blood and gore, yet that has never affected his studies or his Funtom company. My little lord is clearly superior.

✨Bonus✨

Butler #1: What about you, Claude? What has your young master accomplished?

Claude: Alois has done nothing but give me a headache. He also removed one of Hannah’s eyes, but I don’t really care about that.

Love, after all, is a wonderful thing.