Ciel: I Don’t Know Why Everyone Acts Like I’m The One Who Needs Sebastian. I Am Perfectly Capable

Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

Light Yagami is the type to wear white to someone else’s wedding.

I’m just saying, right about now would be a good time for Verlaine to step in

At this rate I’ll make a “Keeping up with the Phantomhives” AU

Made with this: https://www.neka.cc/composer/11071

A cute Forest Witch Mey Mey 🍂🍁🖤🎃

I'm convinced the Sanderson Sisters' spell simply wouldn't work on Ciel.

Sarah: Come little children, I'll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come-

Ciel: Why?

Sarah: ...What?

Ciel: I have an appointment at 3, and Sebastian has a chocolate gateau cooling, so it better be something important.

Sebastian: (a proud smirk on his face, fingering his knives in case he has to intervene) You see, my young master is a very practical child. He has no desire to be lured in by a witch.

*clutching my heart, sobbing* they care for him so much

thinking about Chuuya getting an orange cat with a temperament similar to his— eg. it always hisses when Chuuya tries to cuddle with it but at night, when Chuuya's asleep, it goes and curls up next to him in bed ╥﹏╥

once Chuuya came home later than usual (bc work held him back), only to find his cat sitting at the front door extremely angry and Chuuya thought it was bc his cat was hungry but actually it was just worried and upset that its owner hadn't come home yet wahhh

also sometimes Chuuya brings his paperwork home and works really late into the night bc he wants to get it all done (especially if he's going away for a mission) and the moment he yawns his cat will jump onto the desk and flick off the light switch, sitting on his paperwork until he caves and goes to bed

We all know that Dazai likes to make fun of Chuuya’s height, but picture this. Before Dazai left the Port Mafia, he had a routine of making a comment about Chuuya’s height at least once a week. It’s become tradition at this point. However, once Dazai left the Port Mafia, it’s not like he could just walk up to Chuuya like he used to. So, he had to improvise. He started by just sending letters every now and again to remind Chuuya that wearing a hat does nothing for his height. It got to a point where Chuuya didn’t even open the letters, just threw them in the fire place or shredder.

Once Dazai joined the ADA, he began borrowing people’s phones to text Chuuya since Chuuya blocked him years ago. Chuuya has now unknowingly blocked over half of the ADA members.

“Hey, Atsushi, can I borrow your phone for a second? I need to send a message to someone and it is of the utmost importance they see it right away.”

“Of course, but why not just use your phone?”

“I lost it.”

“It’s right there on the corner of your desk..?”

“We’re losing valuable time here, Atsushi.”

Once Atsushi handed Dazai his phone, Dazai immediately typed in Chuuya’s number and sent a message.

Soooo remember how you said that you were only 15 and still growing?

Dazai, I swear I will change my number.

How much have you grown again? Oh, that’s right

Lay off about my size will you!

“I’m only 15, I’m still growing!” Little did you know the only thing that would be growing was your hair.

Message not Delivered.

Atsushi was horrified to find out Dazai had used his phone to antagonize the gravity manipulator. Dazai was happy to get his weekly laugh. Chuuya was strongly considering unblocking Dazai’s number just to start sending him daily insults.

Me when my professors tell me to have a good weekend after they gave me a ton of homework: