Her: The Stars Are Beautiful Tonight. Me: You Know What Else Is Beautiful? Her: *blushes* What? Me: Spiders.

Behold! Star-shaped potato

Its me and the rats running my life 🐭

no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

in the name of A.R.T.

idc (i'll definitely cry)

"average sinner has 0.25 spider ID/EGOs" factoid is actualy a just statistical error. average sinner has 0 spider EGOs and IDs. Spiders Ryoshu, who lives in bus & has 3, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Ryoshu in a suit save me........