HELL FUCKING YEAHHHH TRIANGLES

YO, A FELLOW TRIANGLE ENTHUSIAST???/vpos

HELL FUCKING YEAHHHH TRIANGLES

YO, A FELLOW TRIANGLE ENTHUSIAST???/vpos

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1 year ago

I recite vines

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

1 year ago

I can't not reblog this

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

1 year ago

Been wanting to draw my cuda so send him asks

Been Wanting To Draw My Cuda So Send Him Asks
Been Wanting To Draw My Cuda So Send Him Asks
1 month ago

"Find someone that you are but treats are."

"Find Someone That You Are But Treats Are."

Im sorry

1 year ago

Of course

as a fellow Panromantic myself, why wouldn't I support other groups of lgbtq?

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3 weeks ago

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

Let Your Moots Tell You Which One You Are!!!

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1 year ago

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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