Some Old Random Hollow Knight Doodles

Machete would be the saddest wettest worm on a string

Pictured here in his natural habitat.

Ask my Silly shape oce anything!

I'll doodle em as warm up doodles!

Ray, Leroy, Diamond

McAllister, Alpha and Safrina :3

I can't not reblog this

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

THIS!

Love dogs

i wanna pet

dog moment x3

( Species by Skittle Bug )

Send me random emojis in my ask box so I can make a character out of them into adopts

Reblog this is you'd like

Please I'm begging for some human contact through ask boxes at this point/nf

I feel like I'm asking for spare change lol

#a doodle a day thing ig? idk, but I've been trying to make some refs for Artfight, managed to get Giz's ref done and start on Tokyo's

Gizem was originally designed by a friend on discord, I added my own flair

"These modern societal degenerates don't know what cuteness is when all they see is looks." I say with contempt as I lovingly scritch my Eldritch horror, watching as all their eyes close in blissful content and a small purr escapes their maw.

"Luckily for you, you have cuteness both in and out." I smile, and at that, it seems to smile with me.

Other magicians got cute familiars, yours is the cutest, but everyone seems afraid of her…

Please my starscream comrades

Starscream please,

Starscream ples

Please, starscream

Starscrem

Please

Im begging

I'm sorry but this is fucking funny

when she says she doesn’t send nudes