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Hi! I'm Mayo or Kibo :]
My pronouns are they/them/he
And below is some more info :D
About me:
-My ask box is always open if you ever want to ask me or my ocs anything, request a doodle, or just chat
-reblogs are appreciated ^^
-Jester appreciator
-Triangle enthusiast
-Fizzarolli enjoyer
-shape lover
-I like video games such as Hollowknight, Just Shapes & Beats, Underworld Office, Charlie In Underworld, Geometry Dash, Minecraft, and more :]
-I have anxiety and OCD
-I am an artist and story writer, and below are a list of my stories and socials :D
Personal Stories:
Shattered Shapes/Fractured Hearts
Angelic Sinners
Project-X-1Ink
Fandom Blogs
Jsab buddies
Reblog blog:
And my socials:
Local Jar Of Mayo Reblogs
Colorslive Artist Page
and ye :]
I can't not reblog this
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”
This is the underworld office. We don't hurt people. Usually.
(I just realized, with the help of daily_underworld_office on Instagram, that I forgot to credit the original artists. These don't belong to me but they belong to team 344. Apologies for not crediting them earlier. These animations can be found on their twitter. So, feel free to show them some love!)
DOING THIS AGAIN JOIN IT AND GET MORE PPL HERE FOR CHAOS AND SILLY COLLABING!
as a person who loves shapes, I appreciate this.
round x pointy
bonus points if its queer
thats it thats the post
One gay, one bi, and one lesbian dragon
OP mind if I draw some of my ocs with this?
''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''
''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''
''we also have the whatsapp bug''
''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''
''confused father noises''
''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''
''Sun clapper''
''no kromer?? :(''
''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''
''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''
''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''
"he is a piece of carbonated toast"
Cara
ahem
Hi! I'm Mayo or Kibo :]
My pronouns are they/them/he
And below is some more info :D
About me:
-My ask box is always open if you ever want to ask me or my ocs anything, request a doodle, or just chat
-reblogs are appreciated ^^
-Jester appreciator
-Triangle enthusiast
-Fizzarolli enjoyer
-shape lover
-I like video games such as Hollowknight, Just Shapes & Beats, Underworld Office, Charlie In Underworld, Geometry Dash, Minecraft, and more :]
-I have anxiety and OCD
-I am an artist and story writer, and below are a list of my stories and socials :D
Personal Stories:
Shattered Shapes/Fractured Hearts
Angelic Sinners
Project-X-1Ink
Fandom Blogs
Jsab buddies
Reblog blog:
And my socials:
Local Jar Of Mayo Reblogs
Colorslive Artist Page
and ye :]
I APPRECIATE REBLOGS AND ASKS!! - @shattered-shapes , @angelic--sinners , @project-x-1nk , and @jsabbuddies are all my blogs - I vibe - silly artist with silly thoughts - they/he - if you cool w me, I cool w you - idk what - I'm doing tbh - yes i am a furry, no, im not bad
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