My Friends: He’s Literally A Murderer Plus He’s Not Even Real….

send scream requests !! especially ethan landry, stu macher, billy loomis, and amber freeman

This photo drives me up the WALLLLL why why why why WHY am I not sitting on his lap ‼️‼️‼️

you're an angel, i'm a dog / or you're a dog and i'm your man / you believe me like a god / i destroy you like i am

MITSKI | I'M YOUR MAN

matthew sturniolo if u r on tumblr and you like what u read pls wear blue in wednesdays vid

hey if you are canadian please sign this petition! petition-4268 catchy name i know) is calling for canada to grant asylum to trans and nonbinary people on basis of exclusionary laws in their home country, something that is incredibly important. please only vote if you are canadian, (you can be living abroad!) because those are the rules, and this is a government website not change dot org or whatever. The petition is open until May 26, 2023 at 9:33 EDT.

open for the full text of the petition.

Petition to the House of Commons

Whereas:

The world is becoming increasingly hostile to transgender and nonbinary individuals;

Transgender and nonbinary people's rights to live as themselves are being restricted and removed in many places;

This includes the so-called "Western democracies" which have historically been presumed safe;

The United Kingdom is revising their Equality Act to exclude trans people from its protections;

More than a dozen American states have enacted or are considering legislation eliminating or criminalizing gender-affirming care; and

Canada has prided itself on being an inclusive, tolerant, and welcoming society for everyone regardless of gender identity or gender expression.

We, the undersigned, residents of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to extend to transgender and nonbinary people the right to claim asylum in Canada by reason of eliminationist laws in their home countries, whatever country that may be.

thinking about wheezie if she was like 3 years old instead, w her big brother rafe :( he’d hate everyone but his toddler sister, even if her crying pisses him off sometimes. would argue with ward whilst literally carrying her on his hip, shaking his head in disgust muttering a “you fuckin’ serious? gonna scare the kid. dad of the year, everybody.” and storming away with her :(

you being his gf who loves his baby sis like she’s your own, and seeing as ward n rose literally don’t gaf about her it’s always up to you n rafe to look after her anyway as sarah’s always off on adventures !! he even has a car seat for her in his car, strapping her in the back when the two of you run errands n it just makes you so <333 for your grumpy bf, enjoying playing house with him n pretending that the babies yours !!

I NEED HIM!! SO BAD

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time