Jack Getting Cancelled Cuz Of The Haley Adams Thing:

Smile 😀: Can you please do some head cannons for Tatum Riley (Scream). I luv her so muchhh

yessss!!! I’m so in love with Tatum too haha

Tatum Riley x Gn reader headcanons! <3

Tatum is actually the most fun girlfriend ever you cannot change my mind

she’s dragging you to EVERY party she can go to if you’ll let her (unless you’re sensitive to lights/sound and other things ofc, she’d take your needs into consideration <3)

MALL SHOPPING TRIPSSSSSSSS

She’s a total shopaholic

she’s very chic and trendy

so she makes sure you are too!

fashion shows in the dressing rooms for her and for you too!

she buys you clothes that remind her of you if she’s shopping and your not there

Matching outfits isn’t a need, it’s a requirement! Don’t worry, they’re all cute and she makes sure you like them

SO. MANY. INSIDE JOKES

Inside joke are her absolute favorite!!

cuddling all the time!

She likes being in your lap all the time too

just constantly touching

she’d give you gum/lollipops/candy all the time cuz I know she has a stash

she would NEVER cheat on you, she’s super duper loyal to her s/o

she loves baking, especially with you

Y’all bake stuff all the time, especially for like special occasions and things

she bakes you special things for special events for you, like your birthday, graduations, big accomplishments, etc

pool dates in the summer

she LOVES the beach pleaseeeee take her

if you let her, she’d do your makeup

she loves giving makeovers, no matter gender

loves doing your hair if you have any and if it’s long enough

she plays with your hair too if she can

movie dates!!!

she loves movies, always makes popcorn

she is a huge chick flick fan, and loves romance and drama

if that’s not your style, she’s very agreeable!

she actually is a pretty decent horror fan too

she knows a bit of French from when she traveled there, and calls you cute little French nicknames all the time

she looooooveessss nicknames

she has so many for you that she never calls you the same thing twice in a row

she tells you ALL the tea

being besties with Dewey!! and getting to ride in the police car!!

(if you’re really nice maybe he’ll turn on the lights and sirens)

she insists you drive her red bug though

cuz you know it’s more fun

SO MANY POLAROIDS AND VIDEOS OML

Yall would be shipped by everyone at school (even the teachers!)

always talking to each other about something, anything, and everything

Always calling before going to bed <3

i will never forget the impact this photo had on me

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

maybe a top ten gerard autism moment for me was when in the early 2000s men wearing women's skinny jeans was in style but gerard didn't get the memo that it was specifically skinny jeans that were in and not just women's pants in general so they were just walking around wearing women's flares in full earnest

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

this luigi mangione situation keeps getting crazier and i fuckin love it.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

thinking about john b giving jj backshots to put him in his place, and jj has his head in readers lap. hes gripping her thighs and moaning into her lap.

(idk i just sent this in but i wasnt done forming the thought )

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you'd never seen jj like this--normally he had you bent over and moaning like a bitch when you pissed him off-- but this time it was him, bent over with john b's thick cock fucking him into submission.

"don't wanna tell you again to stop bein so fuckin rough with her. bet you don't like it huh?"

jj's response is muffled in your lap, john b pushing his face into your cotton covered pussy even further.

the brunettes eyes flicker up to you, a rare mean smirk on his face, "look at him bubba, can't fuckin take it."

you barely could either when you felt his tongue slide up your slit, lips pressing against you to suck your arousal off the damp fabric, "jayj what are you-"

"nah don't make him stop, tell him to keep going." john b gives him a rough thrust, snaking another hand underneath him to grasp at his the base leaking cock, "you better not cum before she does, or you're really in fuckin trouble."

Do you still want fic ideas???

yess ofcc !!

chris ‘i’m bored can i eat you out’ sturniolo

FUCKKKK don’t put this in my head.