Tën: Keep Your Eyes Closed For A Little Bit More Longer... *moves Xaye Into Place* Aaaaannnd Open!

Tën: Keep your eyes closed for a little bit more longer... *moves Xaye into place* aaaaannnd open!

Xaye: *opens eyes* Uhh... what is that?

Tën: it’s a coffee machine!!! You like it?

Xaye: That?

Tën: Yes.

Xaye: Coffee machine?

Xaye: ... That!?

Tën: Yes!

Xaye Coffee machine?!

Tën: Yes!!

Xaye: Why is it the size of a table?

Tën: You don’t like it?

Xaye: No no no I wasn’t saying that! Does it work?

Tën: Of course it does! All you have to do is press this *presses on button*

The machine starts up. A cup is put under the machine. Sounds of clanking starts to erupt. Soon the contraption falls into pieces.

Tën: :(

Xaye: Hey c’mon now. Your making progress... slowly.

Tën sighs and goes to her laptop.

‘Coffee machine attempt #77: Failed’

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6 years ago
I Don’t Really Have An Excuse

I don’t really have an excuse

ignore the wonky bits pls

6 years ago

My Three Golden Musketeers

I was bored so I decided to show pictures of my adorable beans in gold.

My Three Golden Musketeers
My Three Golden Musketeers
My Three Golden Musketeers

I love ‘em all!!!


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6 years ago

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5 years ago

(Either blog is fine lol)

[Give this a like/reblog and I'll try to make you a starter for Icejin Taiko! Lengths may vary, especially while I'm mobile!]

6 years ago
Hear Me Out,, Pan And Kuriza Meets
Hear Me Out,, Pan And Kuriza Meets
Hear Me Out,, Pan And Kuriza Meets

hear me out,, Pan and Kuriza meets

6 years ago

Icejin Family Sign Up

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1fbvgm6DJ5T-wLzQDvT8fS0EpkvmIIFh3ZvoPadwIHeY/edit?usp=sharing

@friku8706 @profoundlytenaciousgalaxy @coldphoenix @alienflngers @theverglas @strawberricocoa @the-blueberry-jellyfish @thefriendlyicejin ​ @friezasweettheartist @friskyhellspawn

And everybody else! This is a sign up for a communal icejin family! for those without gmail, it looks like this

Icejin Family Sign Up

(i’m sorry for my inability to technology.)

If you have gmail, click on the link, choose a slot and write @ your name or user name to claim it, and then get creating!

I do have some rules to make this family look a little consistent (the main branch of the family tho! if you’re marrying in I suggest still using these rules, but unless the person who has your spouse is really adverse to anything just– communicate about it.)

No hybrids or subspecies– must be fully and appearing Icejin. For example, have you got a bug-inspired icejin with insect wings? That’s great! but they cannot be part of the main branch of the family. As for appearing icejin, i’m going to say, yes to horns and biogems, no to hair or fur or feathers.

No characters related to canon characters

Any gender icejin is allowed, any color, any pattern, any height, and make as many forms as you want (ex: I really only ever design a ‘final form’ for the icejins i have so far)

I have already said this but I’m going to say it again: Communicate!! If you have a child talk to the parent, if you have a sibling talk to your siblings, and especially if you have a spouse, talk to your spouse! If you get a spouse that belongs to someone you don’t want to work with (bc that is a distinct possibility) tell me and i’ll handle it. If you want a spouse, understand you might have to make one for your own oc. If you don’t like to talk to other creators this might not be the project for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO BEING RUDE TO EACH OTHER. Let’s all be civil space lizards, please.

And I think that’s it! Very likely I’ll make a discord or some other chatroom for us all, but any House of Ice events and art will be posted to Tumblr primarily, so don’t worry about switching platforms.

Have fun!!

~Brawley

6 years ago

2 and 15 for the sex questions lol

#2 Rank your oc’s from most dominant to most submissive in bed:Kalt is without a doubt most dominant despite his small size. His bed partners get surprised by how dominant Kalt really is.Tën was always a dominant lady, she shows it as well. In bed it’s a slightly different story but she’s still a dominant, independent woman.Fuyu is a person that is smack bang in the middle. Fuyu is either dominant or submissive in bed. It all depends on his partner really.Seeing Xaye as a dominant person is an super extremely rare sight to see. Xaye is submissive with the slightest dominants. Ale literally has like ZERO dominant traits in his body. Ale is the most submissive person you will see in your life.#15. Rank your oc’s from loudest to quietest in bed: Xaye is a loud space lizard. He definitely shows it in bed. If his partner digs into that then they’ll have a good time lol.Ale is almost as loud as Xaye but Ale mostly pants or calling his partners name out loud. Ale is quite vanilla.Kalt is a dirty talker in bed, it’s his type of thing. The last thing you don’t want to hear EVER is “Du bist mein Ziel” (You’re my target) DUN DUN DUUN! LolFuyu is a quiet person. In bed his usually calls his partners name quietly either than that he’s vanilla.How is it that a lizard scientist that never shuts up be so quiet in bed? I don’t know ask Tën herself. Tën is quiet the whole way practically except the climax...

6 years ago

Happy Birthday Fruges!!! 🤡 here’s a evil clown

oh my heck it’s october 4th

it’s Fruges’s birthday yalls

(her actual birthday is in the summertime and shes actually like 8 years old but its for the storyline i never finished but uknowwhatimean)

6 years ago
Hello All! Starting Today December 1st All The Way Through January 31st 2019 I’m Having A 20%off Commission

Hello All! Starting Today December 1st all the way through January 31st 2019 I’m having a 20%off Commission sale for DRAGONBALL related images!! 

:D Have a dbz/xenoverse OC? No problem! Want to draw yourself with Cell or Frieza? That counts too!! As long as the image you want is related to the dragonball universe in some way, you get 20% off your commission. 

NOTE: KO-FI SKETCHES DO NOT COUNT FOR THIS SALE– I literally cannot make those cheaper (but if you’d like to know more about it, check out my ko-fi page for the details)

Check out my regular prices and commission info here, but if you want to know EXACTLY how much you’d save, PLEASE ASK! I would be more than happy to give you a price quote. You can contact me here or via email at squarerootofdestiny@gmail.com Below are some examples of the savings you can get :D

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6 years ago

The ship will never go away! It’s too strong for these dummies.

Sketches I Made For @theshyesticicle Of Their And @thefriendlyicejin’s Arcosian OCs! Thank You So Much
Sketches I Made For @theshyesticicle Of Their And @thefriendlyicejin’s Arcosian OCs! Thank You So Much
Sketches I Made For @theshyesticicle Of Their And @thefriendlyicejin’s Arcosian OCs! Thank You So Much

Sketches I made for @theshyesticicle of their and @thefriendlyicejin’s arcosian OCs! Thank you so much for the tip!! :D

REMINDER: I am still offering waist-up sketches if you donate $1.00 USD to $10.00 USD to my Ko-fi! Any more than that, you can get a full body sketch! (regular commissions of course are still open)

Additional Details Regarding what I will/won’t sketch here

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