I Was Hanging Out With My Beloved Friend @pokegirl0238 And We Eventually Started Talking About Fanart.

Whenever I've had a rough day or I'm feeling a little low, I hum the M*A*S*H theme song to myself.

Then I curl myself up into a little ball because that almost always makes it worse.

I hate being an angry cryer. Do you know how much it sucks to get upset at something and immediately lose all ability to express yourself calmly and clearly (and therfore lose your credibility in the situation)?

Every day I can feel my brain slipping farther and farther from reality.

the worst part about father mulcahy is that he'll never know how much i love him

When I read The Truth, I thought Otto's last name was pronounced "shriek". However, I'm listening to Mathew Baynton's narration and he's pronouncing it like an aggressive "creak". Does anyone know which one it is?

Also having watched Yonderland, I swear I've heard the voice he's using for Otto before. It's really bugging me because I can't quite place it.

Who was going to tell me Superman and Lois was starting their last season? I purposely never watched the last two episodes of season 3 because I thought the show was canceled and I heard Superman died or something.

Why is it that everything I want to watch is either on a streaming service I don't have or I have to rent it?

A good, very popular show? Pay for it.

A bad show that only had one season? Fuck you buddy.

A movie made in 1931? The latest releases? Take your wallet and shove it up your ass.

There's, like, five big production companies. Why is everything divided up into 100 streaming services?

Legalize eating children under five years old, A Modest Proposal style.

Fr guys I could say ANYTHING.

First of all, I don't know what you're talking about in the slightest.

Second of all, how dare you call me out like this for something that may or may not have happened verbatim.

I can’t run campaigns in one of my sci-fi settings anymore because ONE OF MY PLAYERS won’t stop violating Space Geneva.

Me: You’re surrounded by Grey, what will you do?

Friend: Can I spit in their mouth?

Me: Sorry?

Friend: You know, to spread diseases. I want to spit in their mouth.

Me: That’s literally biological warfare.

Friend: And?

Me: BIOLOGICAL WARFARE IS A WAR CRIME.