I Just Saw A Pro Jk Rowling Post That's Really Wormed It's Way Into My Head Because It Was So Stupid

You know what? Fuck you.

Terrible White Lotus sketches be upon ye'.

Don't you hate it when your father is smelted and you have to carry his packed remains in a bank vacuum canister?

Also, Susan Twist again! And they know there's no way we could have missed her so many times because the next episode is an old woman following them around menacingly. Who is she, and what does she want?

I dont care if I wrote this paper two semesters ago.

It fucking slaps.

It's one of the best things I've ever written in my life and I'm going to attach it on anything that wants a writing sample from me.

This is how we cope if it really happens.

Hey guys? You know that image of Rama and Larry holding each other in a bright area? You know, the one we haven't seen yet in the show? You know how Negative Spirit 1 just told Larry he was going to be a sun? Do you remember that both Larry and Rama are destabilizing and are going to blow up? Do you guys know how sun's are made? You don't think for the series finally they would... do you?

I've got good news and I've got bad news:

The good news is that I'm no longer on my hands and knees crawling after Jeffrey Combs.

The bad news is that that particular obsession has been replaced with Tony Hale.

Thank You.

I know it's super late but when I was in my horror genre class this evening we were talking about subgenres and about actors that appear in certain types of horror movies as certain types of characters. My group got to Justin Long and his many deaths/misadventures. This was all I could think of and I needed to make it.

K goodnight.

I was looking up Susan's family motto (for reasons), and I had forgotten just how many puns are in the dog Latin stuff Terry Pratchett does. Things like:

Quod Subigo Farinum as the family motto for the baker, translating to "Because I knead the dough."

Almost all of the guilds except for the MOST prominent ones have a joke as a motto. Reading the Plummer's Guild one was really funny.

One of Albert's line in Mort being Sodomy Non Sapians = Buggered if I know.

Like, I went looking for one thing and ended up reading the entire wiki article for Discworld's Latatian.

Idk, it's almost like he was a professional, knowledgeable, and talented comedic writer or something.

God I hope I'm done with Man of La Mancha before I get an animal next semester. I don't want to name a cat Dulcinea, but I will if I have to.

Finished the Gunfighters.

When my roommate's new kittens get into my lunch I left out: