Floyd be like:
making shrimp dishes for floyd. sinigang, fried shrimp, spicy shrimp. make him watch as i eat my fellow shrimp. slice of reality.
HAKAW HI SJAKDH I LAUGHED SM I CANT WITH THIS >>>>
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floyd leech ; 🌊
He watched carefully, stricken with all sorts of emotions as he watched you serve the shrimp, tangy and delicious as you licked your lips hungrily, wishing you could eat this in front of him.
You just smiled, like the innocent little prefect you are.
You smiled.
You then smiled sinisterly..
Floyd remained silent, eyes wide open as he watched you carefully, silently, staring as you continued putting plate upon plate of dishes of various shrimp on the table.
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY??
"K-Koebi–chan. What the fuck are you—"
"Eat my brethren."
He paused.
You'd cook your own family? This turned into some Sweeney Todd shit fr-
Floyd raised his fork. Usually he'd love eating shrimp, he's a moray eel. It's in his diet! But for his own Shrimpy-chan TO COOK SHRIMP?? WHAT WAS HE TO SAY?
Does he call Jade? Does he run away or just submit to the agonising confusion and horrific reality of you deciding to boil your shrimpy brothers for each dish?
Azul watched from the side, eyeing every moment of the scene carefully as he did his best not to snort into a hysterical fit of laughter..
for once, he knows what it feels like to be terrified of someone else. Maybe that's why he loved you for giving him such a feeling nobody else could.
i doubt kosa will pass. im 100 percent sure it wont pass. we still have time.
...that being said. PLEASE spread awareness about it. even if u cant sign a petition or anything like that, please spread awareness about it.
theres still a chance it CAN pass. and i dont want that to happen.
i have so many ppl that i talk to through the internet. i dont want to lose that.
PLEASE research. PLEASE spread. PLEASE sign and email your represenetives. we still have time.
@thunderwhenhepurrs
[post Arcane Canon]
Viktor: [using a piece of lacing to tie up his still long hair] I should cut my hair.
Jayce: [immediately whips around] I should shave. [flatly. Like it is a threat. (It is)]
Viktor: [has a silent stare off with Jayce for a minute. Slowly starts to smile] You can just say you like it, Jayce.
Jayce: [sheepishly moves to take the lacing from him] Here, I can help put it up.
Viktor: [chuckling now] Did you really just hold your beard hostage for my hair?
Jayce: Did it work?
Viktor: …. Yes. It did.
Nooooo, don’t write the best thing ever… I’m so distraught…
I'm writing what is basically the respective 141 guys steal Reader away from her trash boyfriend, and frankly, y'all need to stop me.
I don't really like to get political but I feel a need to talk about this;
It's so funny. It's so funny to me that the people pushing for KOSA also criticize other countries who do the exact same shit (i.e., China, which from what I've heard (and correct me if I'm wrong please) censors a lot of things) and hate their guts. The fact that they're pushing for censorship directly violates one of the amendments of the constitution (which is free speech) and it baffles me that they think this is okay. But hey these are also the same people that won't do anything about gun violence or school shootings and who want to take away bodily autonomy and gay/trans rights so why am I even surprised.
For the love of god, if you can, help stop KOSA. Not just for fandom purposes, but for the fact that it impacts people who want to transition, people who want/need abortions, it impacts a way that human beings can seek out human contact in an increasingly lonely world where things are growing bleak. Not only that, but the people who are suffering from genocide (8 FUCKING GENOCIDES IN THE WORLD BTW) may not be able to get help or get the word out about their condition if a big chunk of the world can't access the content that helps said people.
And I'm sorry, but if you really cared about children's safety, you a) would do more about school shootings, b) would fix issues that put children in danger (shockingly hunger/malnutrition is still an issue in the U.S.A. just not in the same way as in a war-torn country), c) would fix the foster-care/adoption system, and d) teach parents to have some common fucking sense not to have 5-year-olds on the internet watching age-inappropriate stuff (like 5 year olds listening to Sexxy Red or Ice Spice)
Censorship is bad. It's bad because it can genuinely put lives at risk. If you're for the KOSA bill, don't pretend like it's because you care. You don't care about people—you just want to control them. Just like the people you and its instigators hate so much.
fandom spaces and activities, such as shipping, fanart, fanfiction, and more
the LGBTQ+ community
sexism, feminism
racisism, racial equality
the genocide in palestine
the things happening in sudan, congo, lebanon, yemen, etc...
equality and equity
being able to voice your opinions on the government
government transparency
your right to freedom of speech, expression, and press under the constitution
#LateStageCapitalism
KOSA literally violates the First Amendment freedoms. If this is passed, then that means the Constitution and Bill of Rights are basically void, because Congress are ignoring them. THATS A PROBLEM
As a teen myself, it pisses me off. I wish for anarchy, with everything the US government has been doing, from supporting Israhell to this bullshit.
Please, do what you can to prevent this from getting passed. It violates everyone’s rights in the US, and if it gets passed, then we’re back to where we started; a monarchy. Just with far too many people.
Then you should be mad at Unity right now! They are threatening the entire gamedev industry by making sudden new rules about how they charge. This threat is serious and literally could cripple the gaming industry. As an example, the devs of Cult of the Lamb have already said they will remove their game from all stores when the new Unity rules go into place, and I doubt they are the only ones. They will HAVE to do that to protect themselves financially, they are not overreacting. There may still be time to stop Unity, either through public outcry, or legal action, but we need to spread the word.
Here is a list of games on Steam that were made with Unity and therefore could be effected by this. I'll put some of them in the tags, but it's honestly overwhelming.
someone saying "i see you enjoy fiction of dubious morality - this must reflect your real world beliefs" REEKS of misogyny like....we can tell the difference between fiction and reality lmao i promise......my brain is fully functioning, im over 25.....i promise.....even though i'm not a man 🥺🥺