Rich Confirming That Gabriel Isn’t Straight Is The Best Thing That’s Happened Ever, Period.

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what I ship:

Destiel

Sabriel

Johnlock

Ten x Rose

Frerard

I made this you’re welcome

Ray: Whats up Mikey?

Mikey, after having to deal with Gerard and Frank all day: My blood pressure

Guuuurl, you know my velocity makes you sweat...

On October 1, 1989 seven extraordinary humans were born. On July 31, 2020, they return.

*Mikey, Ray, and Frank in a hotel room waiting for Gee to come back from the store*

Gee, busting through the door: GUESS WHO JUST GOT APPLE FLAVORED SHAMPOO!

Frank: *grabs it and runs into the bathroom*

*shower turns on*

Gee: WAIT NO I MENT SCENTED

Frank: HOLY SHIT IT TASTE LIKE APPLES TOO

~TWO MINUTES LATER~

Frank: I JUST THREW UP

Gabriel: *Looks at Sam*

Sabriel Shippers:

Okay but seriously for me as an artist, drawing Gerard Way‘s Sassy poses is like high quality porn & literal hell at the same fucking time.

@the-black-melody

Gerard: Don’t tell Frank, but I’d fuck him if he asked.

Frank, across the room: What.

Gerard: What.

Mikey, from the couch: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

anyone know which episode “well, i ain’t exactly a role model” “that’s not true” is from?

tenderest lines in supernatural:

“i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition”

“i’m hunted, i rebelled, and i did it all, all of it, for you”

“castiel? oh, he’s not here. you see he has this weakness, he likes you”

“my superiors have begun to question my sympathies” “your sympathies?” “i was getting too close to the humans in my charge. you”

“cas, we’ve talked about this. personal space” “my apologies”

“so what, i’m thelma, you’re louise and we’re just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?” 

“it’s been a long time since i laughed that hard. oh it’s been more than a long time. years”

“what? i like past you”

“are you coming?” “of course”

“don’t ever change”

“cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, i got laid”

“sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. you know the one in the dirty trench coat who’s in love with you”

“dean and i do share a more profound bond”

“why does it always gotta be me the one who makes the call? it’s not like cas lives in my ass, dude’s bussy… cas get out of my ass” “i was never in your-”

“…the stench of that impala’s all over your overcoat, angel”

“i’m doing this for you, dean. i’m doing this because of you”

“dean, i do everything you ask, i always come when you call”

“don’t make me lose you too”

“a part of me always believed you’ll come back”

“ask him, he was your boyfriend first”

“i’ll find a way to redeem myself to you”

“i’d rather have you, cursed or not”

“well, we’re probably gonna die tomorrow so…” “well i’ll go with you”

“let me bottom line it for you: i’m not leaving here without you. understand” “i understand”

“i prayed to you cas, every night”

“cas, buddy, i need you”

“ i’ve been trying to stay one step ahead of them to - to keep them away from you”

“why didn’t you wait for me” “well i didn’t get killed, and it worked” “and if it didn’t?” “it would have been my problem” “well, that’s not the way i see it”

“where the hell are you man?” “in a hospital” “are you okay?” “no” “you wanna elaborate?”

“talk to me”

“i won’t hurt dean”

“we’re family. we need you. i need you”

“you can’t save everyone my friend, though you try”

“so this is it. E.T goes home”

“i know you think that i’m pissed at you, but i don’t care that the angels fell”

“please man i need you here”

“you sure you’re alright?” “yes… are you? there’s something different about you”

“cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy”

“ -arguably the most powerful instrument in the history of the universe – is in pieces, and for what again? oh, that’s right – to save dean winchester”

“you draped yourself with the flag of heaven but ultimately, it was all about saving one human, right?”

“dean, you know i always appreciate our talks, our time together”

“and when you turn, and you will turn, sam, and everyone you know, everyone you love they could be long dead. everyone except me”

“so if there’s even a small chance that we can save you, i won’t let you out of this room”

“i could go with you”

“i’m not gonna send lucifer into battle inside of cas, what if he doesn’t make it?”

“it? it’s not an it, sam. it’s cas”

“cas is family”

“let’s find that idiot and bring him home”

“well, i ain’t exactly a role model” “that’s not true”

“how are you dean?” “fine. i’m great” “no, you’re not”

“god, i was so stupid” “you were stupid for the right reasons”

“now you tell me. the mark…” “oh, you’re worried about me after everything i-” “dean, is it gone?” “yes, i’m good” 

“i wouldn’t be much use. i don’t have my powers” “so? i’ve never had powers”

“it’s a gift, you keep those”

“it’s good to have you back cas”

“how long was i gone?” “too damn long”

“well, i said we needed a big win. we got cas, that’s a pretty damn big win”

“just act like you’re from tombstone. the movie. i made you watch it” “yes, the one with guns and tuberculosis. i’m your huckleberry” 

“you mean we?” “yes, dumbass, we. you, me and sam. we’re just better together”

Then, past Dean comes along, and he knows it the second they walk out of the forest together. The bounce in Castiel’s step, the little joy in his eyes. Then comes the time they plan to hunt the devil. He laughed at every sarcastic remark, every sentence, every damn word this “other him” said. He saw the real laughter on his ex-angels face. He glared at Castiel, for years he’d been trying to get a smile, this guy walks in two minutes and already has him laughing.(5/?) 

He’d changed himself so much to be worthy of Castiel, the angel who’s wings were blackened and burned for Dean Winchester, who willings stayed on Earth without his wings, all for Dean Winchester. He gives a silent ask for an explanation and gets a simple response: “I like past you”(6/?)

Dean felt small next to Castiel, next to this warrior, this soldier, this man built like a brick shithouse. Castiel was unmovable, unchangable, unbreakable. But Dean had watched him break, when he lost his wings, his brothers, his life. But Dean had changed him, had been changing him since Castiel's wings turned black in hell, since they met, since Castiel saved him. And Dean moved him to anger, to tears, to laughter and sweet kisses. Dean ruined him. (1/?)

But Dean still felt small next to him, felt weak, felt unworthy of the undying love and devotion that poured from Castiel. So he pushed himself. He became stronger, he became a better leader, he became the man his father wanted him to be. But why wasn’t Castiel happy? Castiel, beautiful strong Castiel who now swallowed pills, held orgies without Dean, who bitterly called Dean their “fearless leader,” Castiel, sad, tired, Castiel. (2/?)Dean wanted so desperately for Castiel to smile, a real smile, not one of sexual satisfaction, not one laced with pain, not one that made Dean want to shrivel up and leave. Dean wanted Castiel to smile, just one last time, just once. To smile, to laugh the way he used to, to eye Dean’s thigh holster with lust and not digust. Dean wanted his Castiel. (3/?)(“Good things do happen, Dean.”) The smile on Sammy’s face was mocking, the soul inside long gone, and the coldness left from Castiel’s disappointed look aching inside Dean. (4/?)

Why would you do that Nonnie