Fyi Because I See This Argument A Lot

“I aLmoSt JusT fUcKinG dIeD”

Hit me with the Bayverse Roadbuster headcannons,, wink wonk

Bayverse Roadbuster:

He tries to act like such a hardass, but really, he’s the biggest dork out there, especially around you

Since he’s not allowed to leave the Kennedy Space Centre, you always end up going to see him there. The other wreckers know to give you some time alone when you do, since you can’t always be there, and he tries to make it as date-like as possible

He probably calls you ‘babe’ or ‘dollface’, just to make you flustered. It backfires when you end up using ridiculously sweet pet names on him

You’re one of the few that he respects enough to let keep him in line. Usually he’ll defy orders if someone tells him what to do, but if you ask him, he’ll most likely do it, especially if you persuade him with a kiss

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

🤔🤫

Thinkin' about...

✨Him✨

Me when I realized wrecker is a alpha clone

Think about it, the alpha bred troopers were the most successful troopers and the first batch created however their flaw was how independent they were and their lack of care and or compassion for the Jedi and republic, they were also much more on the aggressive side. They were taller and bulkier than our standard regs.

Wrecker is an genetically modified clone, as we’ve never heard him specifically be called enhanced like the others. Wrecker in comparison with the comics (as we don’t see them on screen) is the exact size of an alpha bred clone and when u watch his mannerisms when his chip activates and compare it to the temperament and actions of the alpha troopers and they are the same. It’s very possible that the kaminoians attempted to recreate the alpha coding (as of how successful they were) but attempted to mend the independent mind set and short temper but instead of a compliant alpha trooper we got wrecker.

I was bored and this happened

internal bleeding

internal bleeding

pairing: kix / mechanic!reader

word count: 2425

summary: work can be dangerous, even for someone who barely leaves the star cruiser.

a/n: i’m hitting three birds with one stone with this one!! not only is this shitpost prompt #1 AND a separate request i got a few days ago, but the 14th was my bestie @morganas-pendragons​ ‘s birthday!! have a little kix, kayla, as a late bday treat

warnings: getting kinda crushed by a ship, fives being a dumbass

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