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hii!! how r u????

i’m good!! how bout you?

Daily reminder!

Daily reminder that Jegulus started as a joke...And now the fandom is centered on it.

OMFG

this is so funnyyyy

im still laughing

marauders' era heights let's go

sirius black- 5'10". has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss remus but is tall enough to make fun of james for being small

remus lupin- 6'6" and always hits his head in doorframes

james potter- 5'6". short king. he is slightly taller than peter but he looks taller than he is because he's well built. never in his life lied about his height. sirius always makes fun of him and he makes fun of himself too

peter pettigrew- 5'5" but brags that he is only one inch shorter than james

lily evans- 5'8", love me some tall gf & short bf

mary macdonald- 5'5", is actually average height

dorcas meadowes- 6'1" and always makes fun of their shorter friends

marlene mckinnon- 4'11", no objections. small but fierce and will kick you in the shin if you make fun of how short she is

frank longbottom- 5'8", is also average heighted and enjoys it because he can both reach the top shelf and he doesn't hit his head in everything

alice fortescue - 5'4" (aka my height)

just so you know, if i don't post the next chapter of dare lovers until monday i died.

i thought

should i do a marauders in 2021 or a group chat?

or should i do them both???

and should i do it on tumblr or quotev? *my ao3 is coming only in 20th march*

write down in the comments!

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i am extremly sorry that i didn't do a post for sev's birthday, i was really busy, but i thought i can do it now, because he deserves a birthday post!

(read til the end)

sad horrible i wish you the worst birthday snape!

i hope those 62 years of life you definitely didn't deserve are making you wish you had an ebay account! :)

and i really, really hope that you got a really nice gift for your birthday (if yall think i'm reffering at lily then yea,,,no) (i'm reffering at a dungbomb or an Ak-47 or sth)

also i would really appreciate if you die before you turn 63 :)

from now on, i will tag #charlie writes

whenever i have an original post

credits to @jamiesimps for the idea

random wolfstar drabbleeeeee

alrighty

“mmph--” there was a voice heard.

“hm..?”

“did i wake you up?” a raven-haired boy asked.

“nah, woke myself up”

“what’s the time?” sirius asked, and he got himself up.

“11 o’clock”

“wha- how much did i sleep???”

remus shrugs. he raises his hand and pulls sirius back next to him. sirius lets out a groan. remus slowly moves his hand so he can hug his partner.

and bam, those two start the morning cuddles. *guys stop it’s too adorableee*

all of a sudden, a bang was heard. the two got up. but for what? an all-mighty karen broke their door so she can complain.

“youuuuu” the old woman said coldly.

“who?” remus asked.

“YOU, FAGGOTS” the karen screamed.

“bitch, what the f?” another voice was heard.

a random woman from the block just stood there, watching the karen having a tantrum or whatever she had, a seizure?

“why are you BANGING all evening???” the oldie said, accetuating banging.

“ i think you were the one who banged something” sirius said, subtly pointing to the door. “you’ll fix it. now, keep on steppin.”

the women left, leaving the door broken.

“that bitch, wont even fix the door. well, im too lazy” remus mumbled.

“yea, im gonna go do breakfast”

ok so

this is horrible

short and horrible