"come On Lily, Dumbledore Said They Are Coming!"

First chapter of my new fanfic!<3

No one's interested, Aria. (I know I just have to post sth. I'll try to write something tomorrow)

My friend, @queerdeadwizards, has talked about the said fanfic a few months ago, and my lazy ass finally posted the first chapter! (Now I need motivation and I have to try not the quit wee-hee)

You can go check my ao3 (same URL as my Tumblr's), or tap on this!

On short, the fanfic is about Regulus falling for a someone (Not James I swear it's not Jegulus) and screwing it up like a donkey he is. No angst btw!! Just 2022 muggle au! (Ah shit now I gotta add those tags) So yeah, I'm not shredding anyone's soul!

What's your hogwarts house: hufflepuff :P

What's your favourite harry potter era: the marauderss

Who is your favourite wizard family: potter or weasley ig

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: butterbeer

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: according to jamie encyclopedia which is me the rubber duck is a squeaky, adorable toy shaped after a scary bird

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: 5678439749382759435744953425739473596796507%

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: i would use

What teacher would like you the most: mcg, flitwick or idk dude

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: 647834283 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: kill snape

I'm starting one of these because I'm supposed to be writing an essay

Random harry potter questions that get more and more obscure:

What's your hogwarts house: slytherin

What's your favourite harry potter era: marauders era

Who is your favourite wizard family: the Potters (including Euphemia and Fleamont)

Whats your favourite room in hogwarts: room of requirement or the astronomy tower

Favourite wizard drink: probably firewhisky

What do you think the function of a rubber duck actually is: to confuse kids into confusing vinyl and rubber and thinking that adult ducks look like that when they really dont

What percentage of characters in hp do you hc as lgbtq+: around 98% probably

Would you use a quill and ink or would you give up: I'd probably use normal pens in class so I can actually keep up with writing notes, but I'd use quill for fun sometimes

What teacher would like you the most: none of them probably, I'd be slytherin so sadly not mcgonagall, not snape (luckily) cause he's homophobic, I wanna say remus so badly and he has a little less house prejudice than Minnie so hopefully him (I feel like he'd get annoyed at me a lot but would also like me)

how many times would you get lost on the moving stairs: more than 200 times

what would be the biggest prank you'd pull at Hogwarts, if you did one: probably something including goats, custard, filch's cat, the suits of armour and the quidditch balls

tagging: @jamiesimps @chaosmarauders @loopout @daylily-evans @loopyin @remuslupinslefttit @blitheringmcgonagall @obsessedheehee @daydreaming-reader @eightsidedemily @siriusblackisgendergoals @flxss-bxbblxs @kajasasasa @dyingbutdontworrycuzimswag

tw-caps

Bro has been working on the same fic for more than half a year and she hasn't posted anything more than 7 chapters and is just about to put it on hiatus because she's brainrotting over another fic.

Sounds like a stupid dude we have.

THAT'S ME!

I've completely run out of ideas for Dare Lovers and what happens between Christmas and what actual action is so I might as well write another fic while I sort the Dare Lovers crap out? Possibly.

OH AND NOW GUESS WHO IS GOING TO START WRITING ON THE FIRST CHAPTER OF HER NEW FIC BECAUSE SHE'S BRAINROTTING OVER IT JUST THE WAY SHE BRAINROTTED on Dare Lovers and then decided to leave it on hiatus because "Hmm what else is happening? I need some fill-in!"

Correct, that's me.

First chapter of the fic is going to pose itself on AO3 until the end of the week! (if I sort myself out to stop procrastinating)

happy birthday!! <33

Thanks!!<3 Ily

i cannot believe i have to do this but...

later- time skip into the future; comparative for late

you'd expect latter, but it's way worse.

letter- a written, typed, or printed communication, especially one sent in an envelope by mail or messenger

tricky words I always see misspelled in fics: a guide

Viscous/vicious – Viscous is generally used to describe the consistency of blood or other thick liquids. Vicious is used to describe something or someone who is violent. 

Piqued/Peaked/Peeked – To pique someone’s interest is to catch or tease their attention. When something peaks, it reaches its total height or intensity. To peek (at) something is to look briefly, or glance. 

Discrete/Discreet – this is a tough one. Discrete means to be separate, or distinct, i.e., two discrete theories. Conversely, when someone is discreet, they are being secretive or cautious to avoid attention. 

Segue/Segway – one is a transition between things, the other is a thing you can ride at the park and definitely fall off of.

Conscious/Conscience/Conscientious – to be conscious is to be awake, i.e., not unconscious, or to be aware of something. Your conscience is the little voice in your head telling you not to eat the entire pint of ice cream. Finally, to be conscientious is to be good, to do things thoroughly, to be ruled by an inner moral code. 

Hope this helped! Please add more if you think of them!

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should i start writing a text fic on ao3???

and if i do, should i start after we finish the hogwarts champion? (wip)

or before??

idk!!!

Headcanon time!

james died before euphemia and fleamont did

marlene: knock knock peter: who's there marlene: can you do a favor to peter: can you do a favor to who marlene: can you do a favor to me and give me your mom's phone number? thanks peter: *starts crying*

hey everybody, it's your boy alex! i can officially say i am coming back to tumblr! i will come back to my content, writing, chats and headcanons, sometimes even posting traditional art! (if i can)

i know i've been offline for ages, and that's because i didnt have any motivation, but now i do! and good news, i have enough motivation to continue writing the triwizard au fanfic! i will continue and most likely, i will post the first chapter the day after tomorrow, with the total of 4 chapters (for now)!

you can go check out my ao3 page as well,it's alexsimps

also, we surpassed the milestone of 150 followers, being at 153! thank you!!