Lmao Spoke Out Loud For Yhe First Time This Day And Almost Immediately Lost The Mental Energy To Continue

the suffering never ends

boned lasagna

Bone spaghetti.

not a big fan of this idea 👎

tumblr dashboard icons stacked (via soxiam)

hey did you know that if you stack the tumblr dashboard icons, their ripped edges line up? 

I love villainesses isekais because they always open to some shit like "I've reincarnated as Evilla Von Lily, the empire's only princess and I'm destined to die after becoming affianced to Prince Rytius de Citrus?!?!?" and you think ok so just not marry him, right. Cant be that hard? But then chapter 1 in kicks in like " Evilla, sweetie your father and I are sooo glad you're marrying your Highness prince Rytius otherwise all these 56 orphans we tend to would spontaneously combust. Like, immediately. don't ask, we dont know how either. anyways proud of you" and youre like oh shit evilla

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Where is the

fucking

✨BUS✨

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up