Unlike What Most People Assume, Gaining Memories Of Your Past Life Doesn't Always Happen As Soon As You're

Oh 100%

It’s him

....gulps.

Caleb girlies....y'all are a bunch of freaks aren't ya (with love)

For my MC Twin AU - CALEB'S Spitfire [18+] (I SWEAR IM WORKING ON IT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE SMUT WELL I'M SORRY 😞), I have hit a dilemma

You stink :3

You are a bully >:(

So I'm writing a fanfic on AO3 for the Jin Siblings right? And I absolutely love those silly fucks so you all are going to listen to my silly incorrect quotes about them

Mo XuanYu: This is bothering me.

Qin Su: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Mo XuanYu: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually

Meng Yao: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Jin Zixuan: Twelve, actually.

Meng Yao: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Jin Zixuan: Yours!

Meng Yao: That's right: no one's.

Qin Su: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Meng Yao: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Qin Su: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Meng Yao: Su-mei, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Qin Su:

Meng Yao , teaching Qin Su to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jin Zixuan and Mo XuanYu walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Qin Su : Oh, definitely Xuan-ge. I could never hurt Mo XuanYu .

Meng Yao , massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Jin Zixuan : You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?

Meng Yao : What?

Jin Zixuan : You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?

Jin Zixuan : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Jin Zixuan : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

Anyways check out my very off cannon but very funny fanfiction about these gobbers because if MXTX won't give them a happy ending I WILL

Any black woman complaining about stereotypes in relation to the personalities and styles of black women are coons, the end.

There are black women behind these accs that are writing based on how they are, how they dress, how they act. That's not stereotypical.

Plenty black women writers wear wigs, acrylics, have boisterous personalities, are thicker. How yall gon tell THEM they don't deserve representation bc it offends you? Yall sound like karens.

If you not that kind of black woman congrats but you don't get a cookie. Make your own representation. Stop following racist agendas from yt ppl who want us to see our own race as bad.

I love any kind of black woman. You should too.

Ty for this wonderful meal

movie theater.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 | +18, mdni, theater setting, black!reader intended but it can be anybody, boyfriend! Sylus, boyfriend! Caleb, fingering

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑 | I had put out a poll maybe a month ago (?) asking who do you think would act on sexual activities with you if you were in a theater? And I wasn't and am not surprised by the results, because honestly? Yeah, it makes perfect sense that Sylus and Caleb won, equally by 30.3 %. Soooooo, with that being said, here is the little drabble I had in mind. I wanted to elongate it but I unfortunately didn't have much more to say. Maybe one day I will come back to this and add more. For now just enjoy a sample of it. (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

In a secluded private section of the theater with a great view of the stage, you sat side by side of one another. with him on the left of you, he watched as your eyes stayed glue on the performance. Although he enjoyed the sounds of the instruments playing on the stage, his mind was elsewhere. Elegant and backless in a shade of a midnight blue, the silky satin dress hugged your figure deliciously. Revealing every curve with just the right amount of skin. The jewelry you wore was subtle with diamonds dazzling upon you, your make up was light, your hair was beautiful and the scent of sweet passion drenched your skin.

It was hard to resist you when you looked and smelled this good. When you feel a firm yet gentle grip around your thigh, the orchestra is completely forgotten. Where your eyes flickered there his hand was nestled on the top of your thigh. His hand, veins subtly pulsing through the soft flesh, was the perfect size to grope and knead at your skin. Palm sending a shiver down your spine, the sweet caress of his thumb against your inner thigh immediately makes you nervous.

Innocently, you wanted to believe this was just out of comfort. Closure, perhaps... but you knew that wasn't the case. He noticed how your body shifts. Darken eyes observing the skirt of your dress revealing more than it should. His fingers start to move. Inching closer and closer up your glowing leg, past the slit of your dress to the darkened space further up your skirt. You freeze, the action sends your heart to a frenzy.

You were sure your arousal grew ten times worse, because where his hand was buried, there, your pulsating cunt lied. lips parted just a hair, you inhale a sharp breath when you feel his sly fingers slithers towards your clothed cunt. Applying pressure where the wet spot was formed, a smug smirk appears to his lips. His fingers begin to draw circles and when he feels you buck to his touch, a breath of pleasure escapes you. His touch, the way he was ever so gently caressing your aching pussy made you whimper "please.." and he takes heed.

Lifting his hand just a little to push the thong to the side, there the pads of his fingers dipped between your fleshy brown folds. You release a heavy sigh. Spreading your legs just enough for him to maneuver. you concentrate on the way his fingers played with your clit, spreading your slick over and over till he's rubbing deliberately slow. He fingers you at a rhythmic pace, dipping his fingers at your soaking entrance to feel your walls clinch and contract around him. A hush gasp falters from your lips when you feel his fingers start to quicken. "right there baby?"

"y-yes." You stutter, "right...there," starting to roll your hips. observing you, nonchalantly with lust eyes, he adores how your face twists in pleasure. Brows knitted upward and mouth hung low, the churning sensation of erotic euphoria builds from within. From earshot, your beautiful raunchy sounds ring over the orchestra. your breathing becomes ridged, your hands gripping at the chair's armrest for dear life. Your hips swivel to the constant jerking of his fingers, and with warning, your climax comes down from its natural high. A creamy white substance paints all over his fingers. Pulling away from you, he indulges at the taste of you, licking your cum from off his fingers with greed and grace.

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃

𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋 ©𝐦𝐭𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓

Lady of Deceit - 3

It was a beautiful sunny day. The sun was shining, the birds chirping a wonderful song, the wind nice and cool.

It was simply a perfect day. . . . For chaos!

The cookie cleared her throat, then clapped her hands together. "Alrighty then. Vocal cords ready, jam sugar replenished." She placed her hands on her hair to adjust her blue bow, then patted her locks so her eyes could close. "Let the show begin!"

She perked up when she heard familiar voices walking closer to her side, then snapped her fingers to release the hounds she had taken for her grand performance. "Ahem. Aa ahh~ Perfect!" She cleared her throat again, then inhaled. "HELP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!"

"Huh? Sounds like someone needs our help!" She heard a cookie, Gingerbrave if she recalled, speaking up making her giggle. "No! I can't laugh yet, I have to hold it in. HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" she continued to scream, turning around to run towards the cookie's direction with the hounds on her heels. When she saw familiar cookies rushing towards her, she made sure her eyes widened and began to cry. "AHH SO SCARY!"

"Don't worry Miss!" Gingerbrave called out, brandishing his candy cane out as he and his friends ran towards the hounds. "We'll take care of this!"

The cookie ran and hid behind a tree, before poking her head out to stare at them. "Annnd target captured." She giggled, placing her hand over her mouth to hide her grin. After watching them deal with the hounds, she stepped out and adjusted her dress, fiddling with her sleeves. "Um, thank you all so much for saving me!" She said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Those hounds suddenly started to chase me when I was taking a walk. It was so scary...."

"It's alright now Miss." A warm familiar voice spoke up, and she blinked when she felt warm hands cup her own. Pure Vanilla Cookie gave her a smile, his eyes opened making an unfamiliar feeling creep up inside her, which she was quick to shove down. "I'm just glad we got here in time. Here, let me see if I can heal any of your injuries."

"Ah - thank you kind sir." She forced a giggle out, blue heterochromatic eyes staring directly at the bright blue soul jam that was here, HERS! As she felt Pure Vanilla use his power on her, a warmth that made some part of the cookie want to curl up in a blanket and sleep peacefully, she shook her head to quickly get back into character. "Thank you so much. May I get your name good sir?"

"Oh!" He let out a soft laugh. "Of course. My name is Pure Vanilla Cookie, and these are my dear friends, Gingerbrave Cookie, Wizard Cookie, and Strawberry Cookie."

"Hello!"

"I-It's nice to meet you."

"Good day."

"Hohohoho! It's nice to meet all of you." She smiled. "You cookies are so shiny and so strong!"

Strawberry Cookie tilted her head to the side. "Shiny and strong?'

Oops, she might have made a mistake. Oh whatever, that's what improv is for! "Yes! So shiny so strong! The aura you guys radiated when you were fighting was so . . . . beautiful. So inspiring! You guys could be the protagonist of your own epics! Your own stories!"

"Awww" Gingerbrave blushed, Strawberry Cookie let out a squeak and pulled the drawstrings of her hoodie to hide a bit, and Wizard Cookie huffed with pride. Kids, so naive. Well, at least that was solved.

"You four gave me your names, but you don't know mine!" She gasped, removing her hands from Pure Vanilla's grip to pick up the edge of her dress, and gave the four a bow. "I am Blueberry Jam Cookie. It's a pleasure to meet you all!"

"The pleasure is all ours." Pure Vanilla chuckled making Blueberry let out a giggle. "Would you like us to guide you back home Miss Blueberry? It's pretty dangerous in the forest."

"Oh my~" Blueberry Jam beamed. "That would be so! See, I actually came here to get a few more supplies for my trip! See, I'm actually moving out and wanted to gather a few berries, but I forgot my wand back home and well the hounds found me and . . . .well you know the rest."

"Oh! Where are you heading Miss Blueberry?"

A grin formed in her face, and she bit back her cackle. "Why, Vanilla Kingdom!"

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Some of my personal favorite parts of my Chaotic Minds - A TGCF Chat/Crack Fic

I am a proud multishipper 🧍‍♀️so what if I ship mulian huh

I don't think I need to explain this one

Hey 🫵I'm Canadian, I'm headcannoing Shi Qingxuan is half Canadian for this fic because yes. Anything goes in fanfiction

I've heard shit about Haunting Adeline.....of all things to shove up a girls pussy you use a GUN?????? 😒

And yes, Xie Lian and Qi Rong are friends in this fic, leave me alone.

.... I don't have to explain this 😌

All hail Mei Nianqing 🫡 hes a tired old man giving advice to his friends.

I think this explains itself no? Guzi has a lot of uncles in this story with Xianle Quartet being a couple, beefleaf as well, future JunMei, and last but not least QuanYin.

No because would it be fish mpreg or nah. Yin Yu is asking the right questions oh my goodness gracious.

I love CoryxKenshin gang.

So yeah "WhY are they So OoC!" Gang. I just wanna have fun and be silly, so what if they are out of character 😔 can't I be a silly goose? Quack quack.

Anyways I hope you enjoy!!

I want you all to hear me out, a "we listen and we don't judge ✋" if you will.

To my LaDs girlies/bros/gender neutral peeps, consider this, why choose one boy when you can have them all 😌

YAP SESSION INCOMING - Marinette

I'm going to say something that will probably get me FLAMMMED if I was on Tiktok so I'm going to say it here....gang I don't fw Marinette from Ladybug and Chat Noir

PLEASE LEMME EXPLAIN!!!

Maybe it's because I've always been (ok not always ig) a Chloe supporter, but I rewatched the first episode of LB because I genuinely forgot that show existed until like last week, and as I was watching I was like ". . . . .why tf is this kid stalking this poor boy?"

Like??? She has his entire schedule memorized for the next FIVE YEARS??? HOW DID SHE GET THAT??? HUH???

Listen, someone might say I'm only hating on her because of the stalking thing and that she's just a kid and she's being forced to be a hero - SHUT UP. STALKING IS NOT CUTE OR EXUSEABLE???? ITS DOWNRIGHT HORRIFYING???

Adrien stay behind me I'll protect you. .. . . but I also got beef with you little cat boy

Honestly the only people I probably don't have beef with is Chloe - she has a severe case of mommy issues, daddy issues, spoiled brat syndrome but she's always slayed, justice for my Queen Bee who tf is Zoe GET HER OUTTTTTT - and Luka, but that's because I remember early season Luka and idk if he's changed. I got beef with everyone in this God forsaken show.

But yeah. I don't like Marinette, and I don't think I ever will. Like I won't stop you from liking her, but me personally? Fuck that bitch.

Because WDYM YOU LEAVE PARIS TO GO TO SHANGHAI BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH WENT THERE???? AND WDYM YOU LIED TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT IT???

Man, i could go on and on and on (and I did last night when I was on call with my sister the only person who listens to my rambles because she's a yapper too) but like, this is the main thing. I'll probably add a part two to this mess knowing me 😔