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Lady of Deceit - 2

Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.

Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?

He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.

"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"

He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"

So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????

"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"

(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠ +(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠ +(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ

After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.

Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .

Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .

In . . . . Out . . . .

Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.

It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!

Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."

Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?

Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"

It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!

It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!

With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"

A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."

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Some of my personal favorite parts of my Chaotic Minds - A TGCF Chat/Crack Fic

I am a proud multishipper 🧍‍♀️so what if I ship mulian huh

I don't think I need to explain this one

Hey 🫵I'm Canadian, I'm headcannoing Shi Qingxuan is half Canadian for this fic because yes. Anything goes in fanfiction

I've heard shit about Haunting Adeline.....of all things to shove up a girls pussy you use a GUN?????? 😒

And yes, Xie Lian and Qi Rong are friends in this fic, leave me alone.

.... I don't have to explain this 😌

All hail Mei Nianqing 🫡 hes a tired old man giving advice to his friends.

I think this explains itself no? Guzi has a lot of uncles in this story with Xianle Quartet being a couple, beefleaf as well, future JunMei, and last but not least QuanYin.

No because would it be fish mpreg or nah. Yin Yu is asking the right questions oh my goodness gracious.

I love CoryxKenshin gang.

So yeah "WhY are they So OoC!" Gang. I just wanna have fun and be silly, so what if they are out of character 😔 can't I be a silly goose? Quack quack.

Anyways I hope you enjoy!!

Conversations I as myself, not the MC, would have with the LADS boys

Me : Since you're a mermaid thing, does that mean you can get pregnant?

Rafayel: . . . .

Me : Cause like, male seahorses deliver the babies no? And I know seahorses aren't mermaids but like, consider the possibility -

Rafayel: No we cannot get pregnant cutite.

Me: Damm. Wanna test that out though?

Me: I don't think I should play Kitty Cards with you Sylus.

Sylus: Oh? And why not?

Me: I tend to act irrationally when playing....just a few days ago I played with the twins and when they took some of my cards I started to punch them.

Sylus: So that's why they're hiding from you

Me: I apologize deeply.

Me: Caleb, you love me right?

Caleb: Of course I do

Me: And you'll do anything for me right?

Caleb: Anything you desire.

Me: *points at plushie* I want them all. Use your Evol now.

Me: Zayne, light of my life, only reason I wake up, the moon to my sun, I adore you, but it's Negative, and I repeat, Negative 21 degrees. I am not stepping outside.

Zayne: You're the one that wanted me to teach you how to ski/snowboard

Me: Yeah well I changed my mind. Let's read books together instead and cuddle.

Xaiver: . . . . What are you doing?

Me: Hiding my children from you.

Xaiver: Children?

Me: *holds up burnt pan* How, and I cannot express this enough, the fuck do you burn water!????

I fear I would annoy them so much but it's just my quirks

HEELOOOOO SSSAAAIIILLLOORRRRR

y'all are gonna have to pry my cold dead hands away from this man I SWEAR

b-backshots with Sylus..... with.... w-with.... with his bicep around your neck............. 🤧 bonus points if it's in front of a window or a mirror because besties is it me or did he get BIGGER

Part TWWOO of me yapping to the LADS men if I was in Linkon as myself and not MC

(if you cannot tell I'm trying to heal from alien stage)

Me: Ok so I know you said mpreg isn't possible for you but I gotta ask. If we do have kids, will I give birth to eggs?

Rafayel: Cutie what

Me: It's just a QUESTION DON'T JUDGE ME FISH BOY

Zayne: Lily. . . .what are you doing?

Me: *looks up from computer* Writing a fanfiction

Zayne: . . . . About Caleb and I?

Me: Look. I love you, and I know you love me, but Caleb is right there you cannot TELL ME you haven't thought about kissing him at least once.

Caleb: Pipsqueak why did you get an email about your 'Zayne x Caleb' fanfiction? You're writing a fanfiction about Zayne and I?? Together??

Me: . . . . Why do you have my email? Did I give you?

Caleb: I asked you first

Me: I asked you second

. . . .

Caleb: Am I at least the one on top?

Me: You switch

Me: Ok so. I have an idea babe

Xaiver: I'm listening?

Me: We order take out and watch Parents Trap. I'm too tired to cook.

Xaiver: Oh! I can cook for you -

Me: If you take one step towards my kitchen I will end you.

Me: . . . . Dragon eggs?

Sylus: No.

Me: Oh thank goodness. I mean if it was dragon eggs then sure, but like, pregnancy is scary enough with human babies imagine with eggs.

...I think I'm funny

Me staring at Dawnbreaker: You're me, and I am you.

Dawnbreaker: . . . Pardon me?

Me sobbing: You are me, and I am you

Me : hmmm it's been a while since I've posted my MC Twin AU stories.....well college has been a pain due to finals and just life but I'll definitely post soon! How about I try and finish it today -

Installs Cookie Run Kingdom

Me : . . . . Sighs and brings out empty notebook and new Google Doc. Pureshadow is taking over my brain, who are the witches, someone give white Lily cookie a hug, I NEED TO WRITE A FANFIC - NO - I NEED AN OC!

So yeah. Cookie Run has been infecting my mind this is a problem. So um .....how do you even make a cookie run oc I'm so desperate I need to make an OC

Lady of Deceit - A PureShadow Fanfic

Filled with rage after Pure Vanilla tricks him, Shadow Milk Cookie suddenly gets an onslaught of memories making him realize that fuck, he was living his second life.

Not like that mattered, he was still so pissed at him! Fuck Pure Vanilla for tricking him and snatching his Soul Jam! HIS SOUL JAM!

No one out tricks the Cookie of Deceit, no one. Which is why Shadow Milk came up with a plan, a wonderful plan! A simple marvelous wonderful plan!

. . . . But why is she suddenly dating the guy she hated!?

Lady of Deceit - Next

I don't got a lot of outfits for Mafia man 🤷‍♀️ but he looks fine in whatever he wears for some reason....damm you white haired men!!!!

I love my boys, I love Xaiver Zayne Rafayel Sylus Caleb I love them sm

But I know for a FACT that if I ever wound up in Linkon, not as the MC, but as my own self, dating then would be impossible and that makes me SOBBB

LIke, like take Caleb for example. If in some circumstance the two of us end up as friends or he even shows romantic interest in me and does his whole yandere thing, my dumbass would definitely believe him, but I would also say "Ok down boy 😒 or I'll call you an insult in a language you wouldn't understand like don't TEST me boy 🫵" My black ass won't take shit from him ✋

With Zayne, I imagine myself to be somewhat calmer, trying to match his pace, but as much as I actually enjoy his dry humor, I know for a fact I would look at him like this "😐. . . .Zayne my love never joke in public again."

Rafayel . . . . little fish boy. . . . He and I would banter a lot, but the issue is how far can I take it? How far will he take it? I would also call him fish boy to his face actually here are all the nicknames I would give him

1. Fish boy

2. Ariel

3. fishie

4. Dried up mammal

5. Zoo freak

6. Alien

7. Old ass (because he's like what 800)

Low-key Xaiver and I will be chill. I can't think of anything 🤷‍♀️ I have yelled at him in Kitty Cards, but I'm competitive so it's not my fault.

SPEAKING OF KITTY CARDS! SYLUS. He's a prime victim of me going off when we play cards together imagine if we met in real life🧍‍♀️like I don't play with Uno, I don't play with Kitty Cards. If this man wins Mafia head or not we're gonna have a fight

So yeah....I fear they wouldn't be able to match my freak 😞