Who Of The Two Was The Most Mean, The Most Evil, And The ABSOLUTELY WORST To The Main Couple (Nick And

Happy DoubleParker Day, everyone! (3/2)

POV: Gi-hun finds out In-ho is the Front Man

They met at Coachella.

"𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵."

"𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘐 𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳!"

I think often about this...

i have so many of these akdkskkd

Soup

Parker: (calls Peter) Hello?

Peter: Hey, what’s up?

Parker: I need your help. Can you come here?

Peter: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Parker: All right, well, hurry up and get over here.

Peter: I can’t find them.

Parker: What do you mean, you can’t find them?

Peter: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s only soup?

Peter: It means there’s only soup.

Parker: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Peter: All right. You don’t have to shout at me. (Walks to next aisle) There’s more soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s more soup?!

Peter: There’s just more soup.

Parker: Go to the next aisle!

Peter: (at next aisle) There’s still soup.

Parker: Where are you right now?!

Peter: I’m at soup!

Parker: What do you mean, you’re at soup?!

Peter: I mean I’m at soup!

Parker: What store are you in?!

Peter: I’m at the soup store!

Parker: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Peter: FUCK YOU!

OKAY SO I JUST GOT BACK FROM WATCHING SPIDER-MAN NWH THE MORE FUN STUFF VERSION AND I WANNA SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON ONE SCENE! BEWARE OF SPOILERS!

You know that one scene where the three Spider-Men were chatting at the Statue of Liberty? The part where Peter-One and Peter-Three were talking about Peter-Two’s web situation? Well, there’s a line that had me SCREAMING.

When P2 was explaining how he shoots his webs, P3 thought that’s cool and he’d like to see a closer look and said - I quote -, “I wanna see the holes” (P2’s wrist holes). I guess P2 must’ve had a dirty mind because he made a face that was kinda like, “😳”.

So yeah, that’s my thought. Don’t believe me, watch it for yourself.

They don’t know….they don’t know that’s where Alex dry humped Henry 🤧

No context, just felt like reposting memes from Reddit.

TASM Peter: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

MCU Peter: 420?

TASM Peter: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Raimi Peter: 69.

TASM Peter: Yeah it was 69.