Brother oh my FUCKING. GOD-
My ass cannot sit still and focus on ONE fandom fixation and stay for a lil while longer.... My ass fell into the SMG4 rabbit hole all because of this.....
This. . . .
THIS STUPID TV HEAD MAN-
I CANNOT FUCKING ESCAPE!!!!!!!
(Also I'm reading a really good fanfic for puzzles and hoooooooo.... I'm eating that shit UP- It's called "Your new TV headed roommate"! By @bovinewriter, if I have any Mr.Puzzle enjoyers in my audience I highly recommend checking it out!)
Aaaannnyyyyywhoooooo, Chao you lovely creatures and I'll see y'all later! I hope you all have a good day/afternoon/night!
the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
He
Has
ARRIVED!!!!1!!1!!!✨🎉
THE MAAAAAANNNNN
objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
Spinel: I am my own gem.
Spinel: I listen to no one.
Spinel: I make the rules
Spinel: What i say goes.
Spinel: I am the smartest gem on Earth.
Y/n: Spinel come here.
Spinel: Yes, y/n? What is it? Do you need something? Lunch? Kill someone? A snack? Anything you want.
gotcha huhu
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It's one of his favorite games. Next to golf, of course.
get his Bare Ass off the floor