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fuck of desitel

i've been trying to think of a response to this for the last 5 minutes but i cant stop saying "fuck of desitel" silently to myself

i gotta remember this

New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing man/woman. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.

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So tired of certain shows acting like it’s a bad thing to have sex with loads of people. This just in its your body you can do whatever you like with it if the person ( or people ) you are having sex with are of legal age and are consenting you can sleep with as many people as you want!

My tiniest screen just told me to stand up and move around.

Tick tick tick I agree with everything you just said

What's your take of the whole Klaus and Dave thing. Like they're relationship, his death, the way Klaus deals with it, and Klaus seeing him in the 60s. I think they're amazing and deserved better, I also think it was some bullshit that Ben was like eW tHaTs StAlKiNg AnD iTs GrOsS aNd CrEePy. Thank you 🙂

It is maybe not my most woke take but I love all of it. Especially with the s2 development of Klaus saving Dave's life. But I'll go through point by point!

Their relationship: I think that their relationship is a testimate to the skill of the writers. They made us miss it, and they made it feel real. It's clear to me that Klaus loved Dave and Dave loved Klaus. The scenes we get of them in s1 are intimate and sweet and sexy and beautiful. I totally believe in them and that it happened, and I think emphasizing absence is brilliant.

His death: I've often said this is why Tumblr would deem me bad queer rep, but I like sad stories. I think Dave's death is fascinating and beautiful and it does seriously important work in s1 AND s2. In s1 it encourages Klaus to be more vulnerable and more actively caring, because that is who Dave was and Klaus sees he isn't like that. In s2, Dave's death drives Klaus to try and FAIL at being caring and selfless and open in a way that I think will ultimately lead to some very interesting destruction.

60s: I think having Dave be a baby this season was so, so smart. Klaus's best case scenario was that he makes it so he never meets the love of his life. Klaus is not happy and he isn't allowed to be. I think this is all leading to a snap. And I ultimately think it's leading to Klaus and Dave as endgame. I think it's gorgeous.

Ben has always used Dave to influence Klaus. In s1 he says that Dave would expect better of him than relapse, which isn't true. Dave loved Klaus as an addict and did not put stipulations on it. Ben uses Klaus's love for Dave to try to get what he wants, and then this season calls Dave a "Vietnam fling" and it is fucked! I like it a lot. I think it's great writing. Ben has been sidelined and used by Klaus in unfair ways and Dave is leverage and a way to hurt Klaus and it makes sense he uses it. That said, it's fucked and untrue. Klaus trying to save Dave's life without ever engaging with him romantically or sexually is not stalking. Klaus left him alone for 3 years. I think that the relationship between Klaus and Ben had degraded, possibly beyond repair. It fascinates me.

Imo, Klaus and Dave are endgame. We haven't seen the last of them, at the very least. I am excited by what comes next and I love what we've had before.

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The siblings except klaus: everyone and everything we love will be dead if we don’t band together and stop the apocalypse

Klaus shovelling blancmange into his mouth:

Hear me out on this little HC for each of the siblings talents

Luther I can see being really really talented at like woodwork and astronomy like he knows it all

Diego could very easily be like secretly a good dancer and amazing at like naming each weapon in the world lmao

Allison I feel could do insanely good makeup and probably could make awesome outfits from like very limited amounts of fabric ( and martial arts like she knows how to win a fight with ANYONE )

I could see klaus being really good at art and singing

Five is clearly great at maths but I also love the idea that he knows the answer to like every history question ever ( could also be the same for Diego?)

Ben I feel could play some wierd abstract instrument that nobody knows cares about but it also sounds AMAZING when he does it like this super intelligent book worm just whips out the spoons and starts playing them b e a u t I f u l l y

Obviously vanya is amazing at the violin but I also feel like she would be really great at like pop songs on the violin like stuff you wouldn’t expect to hear on that instrument