when hozier said “at the first cringe of morning, and my heart’s already sinned” and e.m. forster said “i want to be like other men, not this outcast whom nobody wants” and eddy arnold said “it’s a sin, my darling, how i love you so much” and richard siken said “you feel like you’ve done something bad, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills”
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New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing man/woman. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.
In a study, dogs refused food from people who had slighted their owners
you’re laughing. one of the most prominent and very openly homophobic members of hungary’s christian democratic party had to resign after he got caught by police while trying to flee from a quarantine-breaking “corona safe” 25 man gay orgy in brussels by trying to climb down the drainpipe butt ass naked with ecstasy in his backpack and you’re laughing. and so am i bitch this is hysterical
is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
Okay but like I’ve said time and time again: klaus and Dave as the background happy relationship that isn’t a huge part of the show but makes everyone smile from how happy and pure it is amidst the chaos of the umbrella academy
That’s all I want Netflix
How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it