Klaus: I Don’t Want To Die Nobody Does!

Klaus: I don’t want to die nobody does!

Also klaus: *laughs as his own overdose* *begs not to be resurrected* *laughs at nearly being shot in Vietnam*

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4 years ago

Girlfriend please I’m manifesting

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

3 years ago
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3 years ago

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

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3 years ago

good morning queens, what seven posts are we all reblogging today

4 years ago

the experience creating art on tumblr and twitter is so wildly different because it’s like

twitter: you make one post that does not cater to the incredibly specific niche interest you have catered and 15 of your followers scatter like mice

tumblr: half my dash is DC Comics. I do not remember following a DC blog. I follow several DC fanartists and apparently have been for several years. I have no idea when they became DC artists. I have never read a DC comic nor do I have any interest in doing so. I will not be unfollowing. 

4 years ago

... oh shit

I’ve been thinking about how they ended Dave’s storyline this season and… well, I have some thoughts…

Dave is still joining the military, but he is joining a different branch. This likely means he won’t end up in the same place in Vietnam. (this is of course assuming that calling him a Marine was 100% intentional and not just an unintentional error, which is possible too, but let’s go with it being intentional) That means that Dave lives when he wasn’t supposed to, which has a couple side-effects. 

1. Paradox. If Dave isn’t in that same company in Vietnam, then he never meets Klaus. More importantly, Klaus never meets Dave. He never falls in love, never sees Dave die, and doesn’t know to seek Dave out, which means Dave never enlists early and does end up in the Army instead, so Klaus does try to save him, so Dave enlists early in the Marines, which means… well, paradox. 

2. Five and Diego both make the point in seasons 1 and 2 that every life, no matter how ordinary, can change history. (Diego comes right out and says it this season. Five just implies it when he plots to murder an innocent gardener in season 1) If that’s true, then Dave being alive is going to screw up the timeline. 

Unless he is removed from it… 

Now Dave could just be killed by The Commission this time around, except for the fact that The Commission is very low on assassins ever since Vanya wiped them all out. They need to rebuild and start recruiting again. And who better to recruit than a well trained marine who’s supposed to be dead anyway…

It will take a few years to get him trained up as a proper field agent, and then it’s time to set him loose to take care of a band of fugitives that keeps fucking with the timeline and instructions to take all 6 of them out before they screw up anything else. 

Anyway, time to go write some fanfic. 

4 years ago
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control
What It’s Like To Be Slut-shamed When Buying Birth Control

What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control

Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.

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