How Is The Grimes/musk Baby Supposed To Fill Out A Scantron With Their Name

What you got made fun of in school for?

Every time there is a fucking snail post on my dash I’m unfollowing who reblogged it and blocking the post

me: hey sorry i cant make it tomorrow!

person: aw whats wrong?

me: i don't wanna come

me whenever I see a series of shapes arranged in a 2x2 four panel comic, or anything conceivably close to such a format:

I wonder what it’s like to have such a big fucking ego lmao... so sure of your generic derivative film photography skill that u constantly spam it on every platform under the sun lmao fuck Instagram “photographers”

omg my first photography hater! a milestone for a beginner like me. I’m sorry sharing photos on a photo sharing platform seems to make you so upset. I’m sure all of your prints hidden away from the crude reaches of the internet are much more intellectually lofty - highbrow even!

tag yourself im mango

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

mcscuse me bitch!