“Not All Men” You’re Right. Mr. Wickham Would Do Something Way Worse

wait I think I’m actually here for this

james cameron: what’s the best way to adapt a manga lads. it’s by digitally giving the main character giant ass eyes like in the Japanese Style right. right fellas

Me as hozier liking this tweet

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

oh man oh god oh man oh god

In Spanish we don’t say ‘you’re my soulmate and i can’t live without you’ we say ‘sois muy fastidiosos con este tipo de posts callaros ya’ and i think that’s beautiful

I picked up this trio of barnacles on the beach today because they reminded me of brass knuckles! May I present to you

barknuckles

At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever