Those Corrective Versions Of “I’m Not Like Other Girls” Memes Have Been Going Around A Lot Lately,

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

Goldblum by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Jeff Goldblum. Portrait is from the waist up. Jeff is wearing a white buttoned shirt with a simple gray tie under a finely textured gray silk jacket. His silver hair is cut short and smoothed back. He’s smiling gently. Three pairs of eyeglasses float side-by-side at eye level—aqua blue, golden yellow, and vivid magenta. He’s wearing the gold pair. The background is solid purple.]

my professor who’s approximately as intimidating as a muffin keeps saying stuff like this and its so silly 

What is your secret to being so cool?

Dress lightly, or in layers, and most importantly stay hydrated. 

Roses are red

Elf practice is avoidable

“Still, I wonder if we shall ever be put into songs or tales..”

Happy Birthday to the man who’s beautiful world will forever remind us that there is good worth fighting for. Happy Birthday, Tolkien..you did a pretty good one 

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

I hope this is real

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

PLEASE