i Tried To Be Funny And It Backfired Miserably

So cold, that tide instantly freezes on impact with the beach.

this tweet changed my entire life

they called them DIY, but they were difficult to do yourself, they called them lifehacks, but they didn't make anyone's life easier, they called them 5 minute crafts, but they took extended periods of time to do

now i propose they call them CTSO videos, which stands for "Check That Shit Out" videos. no expectations. no standards. "this dude just made a windmill out of old dog toys i can't do that!" no one asked you to. just watch him do his thing. Check That Shit Out. "somebody just covered a toothpick with 48 layers of flex seal spray to make it a giant toothpick and i don't have nearly enough time for that." who asked if you had time. you aren't doing it. Check That Shit Out. "why did i just watch a video of somebody line up 30 gummi bears and then melt them with a blowtorch and then dip the congealed mess into maple syrup and then put it inside their air conditioning unit?" oh there was absolutely no reason. they didn't need a reason to do that. Check That Shit Out

there are only 4 aces in a deck of cards...

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

Are there any objections? No? okay good, so yea Ryan is Tim Drake.👍🏾 DO IT BEN AFFLECK!